A reader begged for a photo of Angie Harmon in this space, but as you know, we take submissions, and Eva Mendes looks phenomenal, so we had to go that way … why we don’t rock certain sports gear in certain cities … this is some bullshit – the woman who downloaded songs lost in court. Isn’t the greed of millionaires astonishing? … that story doesn’t make it surprising that socialism is popping up everywhere, including South Dakota … headline of the day? Confused moose thinks he is a cow

Eastern Michigan coach intended to send explicit photos of himself to one of his players’ moms … instead, he hit reply all and everyone got ‘em. One month suspension. (Ann Arbor News)

How will Travis Henry feed his nine children and pay his child support if he’s suspended for weed? (Mile High Report)

Gabrielle Union totally isn’t dating Derek Jeter … but might be bumpin’ uglies with Dwyane Wade. (NY Daily News)

Jerome Bettis has put his Ferrari on the block. (Mondesi’s House)

Who is the reporter that jacked up Giants punter linebacker Chase Blackburn? (Star Ledger via SJ.com)

People gamble on tennis, apparently. (Rumors and Rants)

If you ring up the sacks, the ladies with great asses (NSFW?) are all yours. (Kissing Suzy Kolber)

Jeremy Shockey, perfecting the art of the triple kiss. (With Leather)

A good place to get your hockey updates, since we always drop the puck. (Cousins of Ron Mexico)

Hottest soccer wife ever to rock Daisy Dukes. (Kickette)

What it feels like to roll with Drew Gooden. (Page 2)

New York taxpayers will foot the $11.6 million bill to the woman Isiah allegedly called bitch. (Sports by Brooks)

A really, really lame lawsuit against Bill Belichick. (Smoking Gun)