Beano Cook: Rambling Insanity
Uncategorized October 5th. 2007, 2:42pmHere are Beano Cook’s thoughts on the World Series. He could be talking about the GNP of Ulan Bator, the impact of the Hilton sisters on the Japanese economy or the cultural relevance of guava jelly. We are listening. Rob King, you’re on notice: We’d watch 10 Beano Cook videos before one from your star-in-the-making Matthew Berry.
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October 5th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
He never yells “GET OFF MY LAWN”???
October 5th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
That’s freakin’ beautiful.
As you said TBL, I could listen to Beano’s musings all day. He’s sort of the sports world’s answer to Andy Rooney.
October 5th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
Did Ron Powlus win multiple Heismans, I forget?
October 5th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
I did not know Beano was still alive. Is he for real or are we watching an animatronic Beano Cook?
October 5th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
He’s alive and kicking. I’d love to find vintage footage of him blowing Powlus. That’ an all-time great call.
October 5th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
LOL i love that old fart.
you beat me to it Glass Yard Dog. beano is espn’s andy rooney.
October 5th, 2007 at 3:03 pm
Ok..SO he likes Fenway Park and Wrigley Field…He doesn’t care about the teams…Yankee Stadium looks just like every place else…He misses a stadium they tore down 40 years ago…He thinks all old people are just like him but the young people may not like Fenway And Wrigley because apparently they can’t use cell phones there only at new ballparks like Yankee Stadium which ruins your privacy. Amazing. He also apparently used to wear an onion around his belt which was the style at the time.
October 5th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
“Cookin with Beano” is this a regular feature? If so, where can I link onto this?
This is priceless, Wrigley Field, Fenway Park, Forbes Field, damn cell phones, Cary Grant, Humphrey Bogart movies. Unreal.
I believe this is the first time I’ve ever heard Beano ramble for over 2 minutes without mentioning Notre Dame or Ron Powlus.
October 5th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
Gimme five bees for a quarter, you’d say.
October 5th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
Geez, that’s all over the place. It sounds like Kevin Pollack’s Christopher Walken impression.
October 5th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
Really good.
Hate to be one of those guys, but Ulan Bator is the capital of Mongolia, hence it cannot really have a Gross National Product, being that it’s not a nation. How’s that for an anal intruder.
October 5th, 2007 at 3:53 pm
What? No references to Benny Goodman, Herbert Hoover and Knute Rockne?
Oh, that’s probably NEXT week.
October 5th, 2007 at 6:35 pm
So awesome. Reminds me of Will Ferrell’s impression of Harry Carey.
October 5th, 2007 at 10:14 pm
matlock!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 9th, 2007 at 4:42 pm
Beano still thinks the Sawx haven’t won since 1918…