The Roundup: Alyssa Milano Interviews, Ron Jaworski Babysits, and David Ortize Opines
Uncategorized October 12th. 2007, 7:54am
Just a reminder, Danica Patrick is still winless … this dude PUT AN EAR IN HIS ARM! It’s gnarly … at what point do Atlanta residents worry about this? … Britney Spears, still having trouble remembering to win undies … in regards to that question of who gets more tail, athletes or rock stars, the latter team would like to present Kid Rock’s resume … we’re assuming this reality show contest took place across the pond (keep the volume low) …
Alyssa Milano’s interviewing skills are much-improved. (Red Sox Monster)
Jaws used to babysit Suzy Kolber? Had no clue. (Wiki)
Ohio State basketball has to replace more than Oden and Conley. (Halftime Adjustments)
Rick Pitino tells Louisville football fans how to cheer. (Meaningful Collateral)
Your thoughts on instant replay in soccer? (The Beautiful Game)
So it’s BACKPAGE news that David Ortiz thinks Joe Torre should stay? (NY Daily News)
Mmmm, Carrie Underwood. (Extra Mustard)
Vintage video of Brazil basketball legend Oscar Schmidt. (Blowtorch)
You won’t get an interview with Terrell Owens this week. (Fanhouse)
So you’ll have to settle for comparing his stats and career accomplishments to that of Randy Moss. (Star-Telegram)
It’s either crash a blogger’s birthday this weekend or Eva Mendes naked in a movie. (LA Times)
Guess it’s not that big of a deal that we didn’t get Brandon Webb at 8:1 to win MVP. (Vegas Watch)
Damon Hack is settling in nicely at Sports Illustrated. (SI.com)
Winnie Cooper … talks to Forbes? (Google Video)
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October 12th, 2007 at 8:15 am
Here’s ESPN…
Michelle Wie
Danica Patrick
Michelle Wie
Danica Patrick
Michelle Wie
Danica Patrick
Michelle Wie
Danica Patrick
Michelle Wie
Danica Patrick
Michelle Wie
Danica Patrick
Michelle Wie
Danica Patrick
Yankees
Yankees
Yankees
No east coast bias
Yankees
Yankees
Yankees
Mos Def Stu
Mos Def Stu
Mos Def Stu
Yankees
Michelle Wie
Danica Patrick
Michelle Wie
Danica Patrick
October 12th, 2007 at 8:20 am
You forgot a few dozen Brady Quinns, sir.
October 12th, 2007 at 8:24 am
RE: That guy with the ear in his arm
I would like to rip that ear off, punch him in the face and then shove that ear up his ass. What a jackass. That is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. Reading that ruined my day.
October 12th, 2007 at 8:45 am
All that plus
BRADY QUINN
COWBOYS
USC
DALE JR.
NOTRE DAME
KOBE TRADE BLAH BLAH BLAH
October 12th, 2007 at 8:47 am
Isn’t that EAR the freakiest thing you’ve seen in awhile? It’s startling, really
October 12th, 2007 at 9:06 am
Some random thoughts: Still would take Moss over TO any day of the week.
Brohm will be a Viking next year at this time
Who cares what D. Ortiz thinks about Torre
The Clooney movie is better however, Eva is not naked in it
When will Danica go away? Someone should introduce her to T. Henry, Tom Brady, or Matt Leinhart. Nothing kills a racing career faster than a baby.
October 12th, 2007 at 9:10 am
I don’t get the whole Danica Patrick thing…I understand that she drives a car fast but the whole “sexy” thing is lost on me…she is a skinny chick who looks 10 years older than she really is, has no titties, no booty (I am not even talking fat old booty I mean just a little bump), and every picture they take of her she has that I am trying to look sexy face going. I mean she is probably a six tops…enough with the sexy photos.
October 12th, 2007 at 9:20 am
We’ve been worried about both water reservoirs. The other lake is down 16 feet.
Coca-Cola decided to build a wall of ice 20 feet high outside in the heat, costing millions of gallons a day. Typically, no big deal. But right now it was insanely stupid.
Anyway, I live on Lake Lanier and it is pretty sad. Most boats are in the dirt. The shore is far from where it should be. Pretty soon, we’ll start being able to see the houses and streets the lake overtook when they created it.
October 12th, 2007 at 9:24 am
That ear is absolutely….disturbing. Now I will have that image stuck in my head. Eewww.
October 12th, 2007 at 9:30 am
(1) The ear guy is an asshole. “Look at me! I’m a medical freak!” I’m sure that cost some money and could’ve been used on some sort of worthwhile endeavor as opposed to giving that jerkoff 15 minutes of fame based on his grotesque appearance.
(2) Danica Patrick is not attractive, though if it was 2am and I was blasted and she started in on my junk, I wouldn’t mind.
(3) Eva Mendes and Carrie Underwood are fucking gorgeous, though neither of their pictures in the links are their best work.
(4) Moss > TO
October 12th, 2007 at 9:49 am
Not sure what contests one “wins” undies, but I’m alright with those that lose out.
October 12th, 2007 at 11:07 am
Ron “Bad Touch” Jaworski still hasn’t gotten his babysitting license back.
October 12th, 2007 at 11:22 am
Crash Leitch’s birthday and give us the full details.
October 12th, 2007 at 11:34 am
Joe Namath wishes he was the baby sitter for Suzi Kolber
Broadway joe baby
what a drunk huh
oh gimme a kiss suzi
October 12th, 2007 at 11:52 am
You guys are hilarioius for bagging on Danica. Like the rest of you nuts are pulling chicks this hot as a rule? Please.
She’s a solid 7, and most of us are pulling 5’s at best, even on a good night a 6 might be a stretch. I love how everyone rips certain chicks but offers no evidence of pulling anything hotter.
That being said, the picture of Lake Bell on Extra Mustard looks ROUGH. I confess, she is a flight of stairs down from Elisha Cuthbert, but still would not be rejected in the absence of beer goggles.
October 12th, 2007 at 11:55 am
All i have to say is Jenn Sterger
she is the FSU cowgirl
http://www.jennsterger.net
NOW THAT IS A TEN FELLAS
October 12th, 2007 at 11:57 am
1- don’t forget all things boston on espn
2 - that reality show is on fox reality, whatever that is
http://www.foxreality.com/show.php?id=4373
October 12th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
With that look on her face, I can’t tell if Danica Patrick is auditioning for the “Christine” remake, or “Deathproof.” Either way, its not scary, just funny.
October 12th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
wait, jenn sterger is the FSU cowgirl? who knew?
October 12th, 2007 at 3:21 pm
Danica Patrick is sexy because ESPN says she is.
And that’s all you need to know.
October 13th, 2007 at 6:19 am
Danica Patrick is married. To a 43-year-old. You may all go kill yourselves now.
October 13th, 2007 at 6:30 am
And Kid Rock? No. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. Jesus, he’s not even hot.