Just a reminder, Danica Patrick is still winless … this dude PUT AN EAR IN HIS ARM! It’s gnarly … at what point do Atlanta residents worry about this? … Britney Spears, still having trouble remembering to win undies … in regards to that question of who gets more tail, athletes or rock stars, the latter team would like to present Kid Rock’s resume … we’re assuming this reality show contest took place across the pond (keep the volume low) …

Alyssa Milano’s interviewing skills are much-improved. (Red Sox Monster)

Jaws used to babysit Suzy Kolber? Had no clue. (Wiki)

Ohio State basketball has to replace more than Oden and Conley. (Halftime Adjustments)

Rick Pitino tells Louisville football fans how to cheer. (Meaningful Collateral)

Your thoughts on instant replay in soccer? (The Beautiful Game)

So it’s BACKPAGE news that David Ortiz thinks Joe Torre should stay? (NY Daily News)

Mmmm, Carrie Underwood. (Extra Mustard)

Vintage video of Brazil basketball legend Oscar Schmidt. (Blowtorch)

You won’t get an interview with Terrell Owens this week. (Fanhouse)

So you’ll have to settle for comparing his stats and career accomplishments to that of Randy Moss. (Star-Telegram)

It’s either crash a blogger’s birthday this weekend or Eva Mendes naked in a movie. (LA Times)

Guess it’s not that big of a deal that we didn’t get Brandon Webb at 8:1 to win MVP. (Vegas Watch)

Damon Hack is settling in nicely at Sports Illustrated. (SI.com)

Winnie Cooper … talks to Forbes? (Google Video)