What the hell is a Yorvit Torrealba? It sounds like an anteater’s cousin. Anyway, this guy is a catcher in the Rockies, and he hit a pivotal three-run homer last night as the Rockies beat the D-Bags 4-1. We’ll be frank: We watched maybe four outs of this game (how could we pass on the rerun where Tony Soprano goes to Vegas and bangs Sarah Shani, the incredibly hot real-life former Cowboys cheerleader?). Colorado has now won 20 of 21, which is like running a four-minute mile and then beating Garry Kasparov in chess. Nobody has the - bad pun alert - Foggiest clue how the Rockies are doing it, but Eric Young, in between clichés, probably said it best last night on ESPN: “They know they good.€

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