Halloween Costume Ideas?

Uncategorized TheBigLead October 18th. 2007, 3:04pm

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46 Responses to “Halloween Costume Ideas?”

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spencer096 Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 3:09 pm

if you go to a jesuit high school (like i did) you could always go as a nun with a hitler mustache. that always goes over well.
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s1rweeze Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 3:13 pm

I’ve got my work cut out for me… last year’s costume was “Snakes on a Plane”.
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Sean Jean Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 3:13 pm

Same here. HELP ME.
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KC Resident Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 3:15 pm

I don’t do Halloween parties so I’ll probably just be impersonating Hunter S. Thompson. I won’t need to dress up like him or anything. Just Wild Turkey, copious amounts of substances, and shooting things. Dressing up as someone is lame. You have got to become that person.

And, then I’ll have to goto work the next day, which is pretty much when the impersonating ends.
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billrein Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 3:17 pm

Green Man from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
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pkiguy22 Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 3:17 pm

This one only works if you live in DC or a major tourist city.
But I was a DC tourist last year. Jean shorts, “You don’t know me” T-shirt, White tube socks, Velcro white tennis shoes, Big camera strap around my neck, sports cap and to top it off, a fanny pack.

Oh and when I was going to the bar, I stood on the left side of the escalator at the metro reading my Smithsonian map.
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pmckenne Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 3:18 pm

Best costume I did was Dinner for Two.

Cut a hole in a table cloth and glued two place settings complete with food, salt and pepper shakers, and bread.

Easy on Easy off. I stopped dressing up for Haloween after that because I knew it couldn’t get any better.

GL
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tyduffy Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 3:19 pm

My favorite are always the “too soon” ones. Although, there aren’t that many good ones for this year. No one honestly cares that Anna Nicole Smith died. Chris Benoit is too morbid to derive humor from. There is no 2007 equivalent of the Crocodile Hunter.

The only one I could come up with was Phil Rizzuto’s corpse.
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pkiguy22 Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 3:19 pm

This one only works if you live in DC or a major tourist city.
But I was a DC tourist last year. Jean shorts, “You don’t know me” T-shirt, White tube socks, Velcro white tennis shoes, Big camera strap around my neck, sports cap and to top it off, a fanny pack.

Oh and when I was going to the bar, I stood on the left side of the escalator at the metro reading my Smithsonian map.
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jim Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 3:19 pm

I was thinking about going as one of the “Dick in a Box” guys, but is it already outdated?
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crapgame13 Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 3:21 pm

Can’t go wrong with the Baseball Furies from the Warriors

Michael Vick choking a dog?
a Cincinnati Bengals chain gang?
a Patriots camera crew?
Transsexual LA Times sports writers?

for couples:
Stephen A Smith and a bag of cheese doodles
Jimmy Kimmel and Joe Theisman’s leg
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tdogg96 Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 3:22 pm

SNL’s ‘Dick in a box’ guys were a hit at a recent party.
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TomSellecksMustache Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 3:24 pm

Do you want fun costume that fits nicely and allows you to breath easy?
Or do you want the costume that everyone remembers for years and turns you into a psuedo legend among your co-horts?
Big difference.
As I will be stuck in Seattle for business during halloween I will not be able to use my costume idea, and therefore will share it with those that can use it to ellicite laughs, and embaressment.

Legendary Halloween costume status(guys only)- Britney Spears outfit from the MTV VMA’s where she bombed. gotta have the boots, the top, and bottom. You gotta be confident to rock this number though.

Funny at the party costume- Pee Wee Herman- easy enough did it a few years back. grey suit, red bowtie, short dark hair, done.

Your to lame to get into halloween- wear a half mask and call yourself the phantom of the opera

Completely owned costume- your lady makes you wear a tandem outfit, and you have to tuck your sack back in order to walk.
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mpotts Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 3:25 pm

Favorite Costume:Get construction helmet and attach cotton balls all over it with spray adhesive. On top of cotton balls pour corn flakes and syrup/honey. Wear all white and helmet and go as a “Dirty Q-Tip” Costume is also easily altered by changing corn flakes and syrup to strawberry jam and syrup and tying a string to your ass.
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mpotts Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 3:25 pm

Favorite Costume:Get construction helmet and attach cotton balls all over it with spray adhesive. On top of cotton balls pour corn flakes and syrup/honey. Wear all white and helmet and go as a “Dirty Q-Tip” Costume is also easily altered by changing corn flakes and syrup to strawberry jam and strawberry syrup and tying a string to your ass.
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spencer096 Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 3:26 pm

i impersonate HST everytime i walk into work. my boss is not a fan of me walking in half-baked every morning believe it or not.
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goathair Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 3:27 pm

I’m going as The Maj.
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crapgame13 Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 3:28 pm

Can’t go wrong with the Baseball Furies from the Warriors

Michael Vick choking a dog?
a Cincinnati Bengals chain gang?
a Patriots camera crew?
Transsexual LA Times sports writers?

for couples:
Stephen A Smith and a bag of cheese doodles
Jimmy Kimmel and Joe Theisman’s leg
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The Big Picture Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 3:30 pm

some sports suggestions:

-Mike Penner
-An asterik
-one of Portis’ costumes
-Redface in support of the Indians?
-second for benoit

or, TBL, just go as hannah montana. you’ll be a hit.
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The Maj Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 3:33 pm

1. Sandy Cohen
2. Paul Pfeiffer
3. Donna Martin
4. Jason Street
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The jDubâ„¢ Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 3:34 pm

I’m putting on a cheesy white suit with a purple shirt, gold chain, chinstrap beard…and my dick in a box!
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sportsgal116 Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 3:36 pm

Not sure if anyone’s said this, but what about dressing up as the Green Man from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia?
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The G Man Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 3:38 pm

Michael Vick. You can probably score a jersey on ebay for $10 and then cart around a stuffed dog with you and pretend to put a cap in it’s *** all night.
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jimmy Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 3:39 pm

if you go to a jesuit high school (like i did) you could always go as a nun with a hitler mustache. that always goes over well.

you had one of those too?

i swear to you i had a nun in grade school who, when she was little, was in the hitler youth in germany. i’m not joking. i really believe to this day she got out her sexual frustrations by beating the shit out of kids.

anyway, back to halloween (speaking of other nightmares)… a costume of a goat wearing a cubs cap is never out of style.
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Dan-tastic Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 3:39 pm

I was Teen Wolf last year. It FUCKING owned.
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iggy Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 3:43 pm

I’m going as Wilfred Brimley this year. Got a mustache, cowboy hat, and an insulin pump.
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angry Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 3:45 pm

A couple years ago I pressed as a priest, which is easily done in all black with a little white collar. I also bought some kids clothes and stuffed them with newspaper to make a little kid dummy. I then pinned the dummy to my lower body to make to seem as though the dummy was servicing me. The look was completed with a Notre Dame hat on the dummy.
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Sarge Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 3:49 pm

Manny Ramirez: Dread wig. Arms up.
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jimmy Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 3:49 pm

I’m going as Wilfred Brimley this year. Got a mustache, cowboy hat, and an insulin pump.

chiggers.
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Dirty Jersey Bear Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 3:51 pm

My personal favorite that I’ve never had the balls to rock was dressing up in a Superman costume and being pushed around in a wheelchair. You can even put a straw in your mouth to blow on while being pushed.
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s1rweeze Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 3:54 pm

Jesus with a hard-on.

Get a robe and wear a strap-on. Hilarity ensues.
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pkiguy22 Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 4:18 pm

I love the superman one. Now that is comedy.
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NatroneMeansBusiness Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 4:35 pm

Screech with a cucumber in your pants

Gilligan

Papa Smurf
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cbh49er Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 5:05 pm

Senator Craig, you put a box over you like a stall in a restroom and then from the bottom of it you tape a dildo from it and you constantly reach for it and then deny that you’re gay.
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powder29 Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 5:10 pm

if you go to a jesuit high school (like i did) you could always go as a nun with a hitler mustache. that always goes over well.

If you want to go with a nun costume, make it a pregnant nun.
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Zappatista Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 5:16 pm

If you have a beard and enjoy bloody mary’s on a saturday/sunday morning to start your football watching, you can’t beat a good Major Peters costume.

google image that bitch’s
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grungedave Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 5:30 pm

My friend is going as Oscar de la Hoya… the Internet pictures version.
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T-web Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 5:44 pm

The Dude from The Big Lebowski. All you really need to buy is a blonde shoulder-length wig and maybe robe. Plus, if you’re at a bar you can finagle a couple of free white russians out of it.
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RayMcKigney Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 6:48 pm

1. get two boxes of pop tarts
2. eat the pop tarts
3. paint the pop tart boxes black
4. put one black box on each hand
5. put on a red long sleeve shirt
= giant chick magnet

Now, all you have to do is run into hot chicks knockers. That is a great Halloween…especially when you have had enough to drink so that you can’t feel the slap from the hot chick you just groped or “are attracted to”
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akaye22 Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 8:00 pm

Two years ago, a group of my friends and I went as the Fallopian Swim Team. We got all white long spandex with white swim caps and jerseys. Last year we did gay cowboys, but that was just…well, gay.

In college we all went one year as different Sly Stalone characters. We had Rocky, Rambo, the guy from Driven, Demolition Man, Cobra, Pver the Top, and my personal fave, Cliffhanger.
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akaye22 Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 8:01 pm

And this year, we’re thinking about American Gladiators.
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Kernsie Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 9:09 pm

I’ll be rocking out as Owen Wilson & my wife is going as a weatherperson in a hurricane to a party Saturday.

Best last minute costume I had: a Nudist on strike (dressed regular & had picket signs saying “Nudists have rights, too”.
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MiamiSportsBlog.com Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 10:57 pm

Last year I drunkenly said at a bar “I’m gonna be a boxing kangaroo this year..”

sure enough, I found a kids kangaroo costume, cut it to shit… made it fit a grown man, and went complete with gloves and a boxing robe.

It really paid off when some Australian chick saw me

“MY NATIONAL EMBLEM!”

International women are forced to have sex with their national emblems.

This year I’m going as that Jesus statue in Rio.
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youngstown Says:
October 18th, 2007 at 11:30 pm

Chippendale’s Dancers - cut off tuxedo shirt and so on…
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Dornoch Says:
October 19th, 2007 at 7:31 am

I like the Wilfred Brimley idea. Just don’t forget the Quacker Oats.
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twelfthman Says:
October 19th, 2007 at 10:40 am

buy a bunch of black wigs and attach them to yourself.

and go as pubic hair.