At what point do Ernie Grunfeld and Abe Pollin head over to DeShawnson Stevenson’s abode, tie the shooting guard up and take away his computer? His myspace was unearthed last week, and though he’s made it private, the jackass still went ahead and mentioned Lindsay Lohan on the frontpage, which is enough to make us believe that he is offering anyone 10 large to hook him up with the recently-released from rehab redhead.

YBF claims to have the email in which Stevenson posted the bet:

I Got A Couple Ppl On The Lindsay LoHan Deal………………. But Im Giving Somebody 10 Stacks If They Hook That Sh*t Up…………….. 4 U Slow Ppl 10 Thousand Dollars 2 The First Muthaf*cker Get Me The Contact 4 Her!!!!!!! Before My Ppl Get The Number They Moving 2 Slow 4 Me So Holla At Yo Boy If U Need That 10,000 Grand!!!!!!!!! U Kno I Need That White Girl Lindsay Lohan…………. First N*gga Or Female Get Me That Sh*t I Wire That Money Str8 2 Ur Account Hit Me On Email If U Got The Real Sh*t!!!!!!! TwoFamily@mac.com………………… Yadddddaaaaa Boy

Love the “I can’t feel my face” picture, DeShawn. Is there a more cocky player in the NBA with weaker writing skills? We all have fun in personal emails to friends, but this looks like the work of a 15-year-old.

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