We’re totally going to all the wrong gas stations, and if Christiana Milian is in a movie, we’re watching it … most random email from a reader, ever (the subject was ‘Trickeration’): “Did you know a fetus self aborts everytime Rece Davis utters that word?” ummmmmm … Sam Brownback bows out of the 2008 Presidential race … if Les Moonves of CBS could take a salary reduction and have performance-based incentives, why couldn’t Joe Torre? …

Joe Torre passes on a chance to be in the booth for the World Series. (SI.com)

Speak of Torre, one of King George’s lackies sons had some choice words for the former Yanks’ coach. (Can’t Stop the Bleeding)

We should whore it out for the page views, but we won’t: Gisele in a bikini down in Miami the day before watching the Pats destroy the Dolphins. (Just Jared)

We haven’t written about sexy Brigid Mullen in forever, but she recently went to a Packers game to “work.” (Sports by Brooks)

Making the case for Pac 10 football > SEC football. (Sideline View)

The template for a Bill Simmons running diary. (Scripted Sports)

Fox’s Jeff Goodman talks Boston College hoops. (Eagle in Atlanta)

Jake Plummer has zero interest in the NFL because the Snake is all wrapped up in handball. (Deadspin)

The Tiger Woods of Motosport. (BBC)

From Heisman contender to backup QB in three weeks. (LA Times)

How to part with your favorite player’s baseball cards. (Tiger Woods Fist Pump)

Some great signs from Gameday on Saturday. (College Game Balls)

Vancouver’s plan to get the homeless out of town before the Olympics arrive. (100% Injury Rate)