A frantic Cowboys fan just phoned in: “What the hell is Tony Romo doing hanging out with Britney Spears?” Thinking it was a joke, we performed the google function and presto, there you have it, the greatest bye week in NFL history. First, he spends a low-key week in Dallas with the very hot Sophia Bush. Then, he jets over to LA for the weekend and ends up hanging out with the trashiest, vag-flashing, 20-something mom on the planet. These are the times we wish Bill Parcells were still coaching the Cowboys. Can you imagine his reaction at the Tuesday morning presser if somebody from the Star-Telegram asked about Romo’s extracurricular activity? Instant classic. For what it’s worth, it doesn’t seem like anything actually happened between Spears and Romo, but he probably had a more interesting bye-week than, say, Joey Harrington or Damon Huard.

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