Is Emmitt Smith in Skip Bayless and Stephen A. Smith Territory?
Uncategorized November 7th. 2007, 12:20pm
We’ll take struggling NFL “analysts” for $200 Alex: “Since joining ESPN in March, the former Cowboy has zoomed by the competition, passing Skip Bayless, Dan Marino and Stephen A. Smith. Soon, he could overtake Tony Siragusa as the media’s MPP, most painful person to watch/hear.” Zing! “And as an ESPN football analyst, Smith is conspicuously inept. No, to call him inept insults inept people: He’s woefully incompetent. But here’s the important question: What does his presence say about the network that put him there? As one of the analysts on NFL Countdown, Smith babbles, bumbles and stutters while generally insulting the language. He sometimes fumbles his facts and frequently seems unprepared. He can’t even get a cliché right.”
Wonder if the University of Florida is proud.
Smith is rushing to be a telecasting joke (Star-Telegram)
40 Responses to “Is Emmitt Smith in Skip Bayless and Stephen A. Smith Territory?”
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November 7th, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Emmit Smith graduated with a Phd from the Don Corleone academy of mush mouth.
November 7th, 2007 at 12:24 pm
I thought it was the Shannon Sharpe academy?
November 7th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
Emmitt Smith is God-awful. He is either nervous, stupid, or both. I can’t believe they relegated Steve Young to a minor role and use him, if it was ESPN’s decision and not his. The optimal Countdown team would be Steve Young, Tom Jackson, Chris Mortensen, Ron Jaworski, and someone to officiate that is not Berman.
November 7th, 2007 at 12:33 pm
wow
im goign to agree with ben today
he doesnt fit in with the ESPN crew
he should go to the NFL network with sehorn, eddie george and tim brown
November 7th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Jason Sehorn’s alive? Wow. Who knew!?
November 7th, 2007 at 12:38 pm
That’s my SEC, baby!
We win championships, not spelling bees (or appeals).
November 7th, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Wow, it looks like people have higher standards for ESPN Football Analyst than for President of the United States.
November 7th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
Damn right. Football ‘analysts’ are much more important than the President. He doesn’t effect my life on a day-to-day basis nearly as much as football.
November 7th, 2007 at 12:43 pm
Then you’re actually more clueless than Emmitt only sounds as if he is.
November 7th, 2007 at 12:45 pm
+1
August West
November 7th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
ya down with MPP?
yeah you know me
November 7th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
look out, it’s a sword fight. everyone stand back !
November 7th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
Awww, Darrell, here no one wants to talk politics in a blog post about Emmitt Smith. Shocking.
November 7th, 2007 at 12:53 pm
Something tells me Mr. Smith didn’t attend many classes at UF.
November 7th, 2007 at 12:54 pm
Tebow sadly must concur with this sentiment.
November 7th, 2007 at 12:56 pm
It is foolish to suggest than anyone can replace Tony Siragusa in this regard.
November 7th, 2007 at 12:56 pm
A leopard can’t change his stripes people.
I like Emmitt and think he’s a good dude, but no doubt does he need to give this gig up, or practice WAY more. It’s like watching the first episode of Dream Job.
November 7th, 2007 at 1:01 pm
Countdown Application Form:
(1) Are you a former NFL player/coach?
(2) Will you be willing to wear a suit on-air?
(3) Can you show up on Sundays during football season for a few hours?
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.
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(500) Can you speak coherent English and engage in basic coherent dialogue?
The ESPN interviewers rarely look past question three.
November 7th, 2007 at 1:02 pm
Cocaine’s a helluva drug.
November 7th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
” If you want to stay perfect, you can not go undefeated with a blemish on your record.”
Only two words can describe this: An absolutely classic statement.
November 7th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
TBL, how can u not mention Shannon Sharpe in that list of clowns? Even if Sharpe’s insight to the telecast was amazing material (which I’m pretty sure it’s easy to say it’s far from it), he sounds like the prototypical dumb jock that’s been hit over the head one too many times. The dudes an insult to broadcasting…
And just curious…how do u think Marino’s broadcasting is bad? I personally never paid much attention to it…but I like him for the sole fact that he called Boomer out on a live broadcast and made him look like a total bitch…the youtube clip is high comedy…
November 7th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
I heard a clip where Emmitt told reporters “you’re all just flabbergasting your mouths”. Well done ESPN.
November 7th, 2007 at 1:28 pm
This is the same network that hired an illiterate(and, it turns out, perpetually stoned) Nate Newton, a coke addict(Michael Irvin), and a roided up ex-closer(Rob Dibble). Does it surprise anyone that Smith was hired?
November 7th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
The crack vile was for his friend!!!!
November 7th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
I honestly don’t know why I watch the four letter anymore. I guess its time to get DirecTV so I can watch sports on a channel besides the aforementioned.
November 7th, 2007 at 1:46 pm
I don’t really watch the CBS show, so I have no idea what Shannon Sharpe says
November 7th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
Just give Emmit some time, please. He’ll ‘Right size the ship’.
November 7th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
Emmitt has a PhD in Ebonics.
He gives Mushmouth from Fat Albert a run for hisbuh moneybuh.
I missed it, was Emmitt able to pronounce Big Ben’s name right? He couldn’t get Belechick out even when corrected by Lazy Eye.
Belichick.
Bellicheek.
It’s Belichick.
Bellicheek.
Benlisberger has a porliference on the side of the fielt that he throw the boll too, on this play, during the game, you watch, watch, because he can throw the ball downfielt.
But hey, he’s got a quick smile and can probably suckle corporate ass with the best of them, that’s what’s important.
November 7th, 2007 at 2:26 pm
I’m with Ben–I can’t believe that Steve Young is relegated to the obscure Monday Night Countdown. He’s light years better than Emmitt (or Ditka, who is quickly running out of cliches and provides zero insight). Besides, you can tell Steve Young is visibly pissed the entire time he’s up there, presumably because he has to work with Emmitt and Stu.
November 7th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
why is Marino included with Smith and Bayless?
and Young is the best “analyst” ESPN has, so it only makes sense that they give him 30 seconds a week. Thats how ESPN rolls.
November 7th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
†If you want to stay perfect, you can not go undefeated with a blemish on your record.€
I think Emmitt went to the Tim McCarver school of broadcasting.
I have also noticed that Steve Young always looks pissed when they do the after Monday night football thing with Emmitt.
November 7th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
Post by TBL “I don’t really watch the CBS show, so I have no idea what Shannon Sharpe says”………………TBL posts in the singular?!? What the hell? I don’t know which way is up…..very confused…..
November 7th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
Wouldn’t you be pissed if you had to try to prop up a complete moron like Emmitt?
He gives Young no help whatsoever. I expect Young to start screaming…
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO! YOU! SPEAK! IT!!!!
November 7th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down with?
November 7th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
SAY WHAT AGAIN.
November 7th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
TWO FREE IPOD NANOS!!!
COULD THAT BE ANY FUCKING LOUDER!?!?!
November 7th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
You guys are on to something. If you remember, Young looked pissed off and uncomfortable everytime he had to be on screen with Michael ‘the cackling hyena’ Irvin. Irvin always had to touch his arm while talking. Young is probably sick of the ass clowns they put next to him so he opted out. I bet they pay him the same amount of $ so I’m sure he doesn’t care. And as bad as Emmitt Smith is, he could probably land a role as a TBS announcer for next year’s MLB playoffs.
November 7th, 2007 at 9:20 pm
This is the same network that hired an illiterate(and, it turns out, perpetually stoned) Nate Newton, a coke addict(Michael Irvin), and a roided up ex-closer(Rob Dibble). Does it surprise anyone that Smith was hired?
Left by Bruce on November 7th, 2007
Hey Bruce…why don’t you crawl back into your Igloo, or call your Cable operator and ask for NFL Network. Cause those eediats you mention has never seen the inside of an NFL Network studio. NFL Network, in fact, blows the doors off ESPN in the analyst department. OK? Cupcake.
November 7th, 2007 at 9:24 pm
Oops….copied the wrong post…..THIS: is the Culprit I was targeting.
wow
im goign to agree with ben today
he doesnt fit in with the ESPN crew
he should go to the NFL network with sehorn, eddie george and tim brown
November 8th, 2007 at 2:26 am
Man…you don’t know how many people I’ve had this discussion with. I say you put Emmitt, Magic Johnson, and Bill Walton in a pit together, and let them fight to the death. At least then only one of them will exist.
…i can see Bill Walton now…”This is the greatest to the death pit fight in the history of pit fighting!”