The Hot WVU Soccer Player Everyone’s Talking About
Uncategorized November 15th. 2007, 11:59am
Yes, we are well aware of Amanda Cicchini, the West Virginia junior who is turning into an overnight internet sensation. Apparently, Barstool Sports (the guys who claim Allison Stokke as theirs) has unearthed a treasure trove of photos that capture the Canadian (!) in some positively awesome off-the-field attire. We don’t ask questions in such matters, we just pass along rumors and innuendo. But if these photos are indeed of her … hello WVU. If Pat White was drooling when he met Erin Andrews … what happened when he bumped into Amanda at an off campus party? This certifies it … we need a Facebook account. Like yesterday.
We realize there a zillion and eight hot college athletes … but one you follow the jump, Amanda will probably find a place in your all-time Top 10.
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November 15th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
I know why you like her TBL: she’s got Kim K.’s ass.
November 15th, 2007 at 12:08 pm
A sexy little gnome, for sure, but no Stokke.
November 15th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Total butter face.
Butter ass is devine.
November 15th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
She is hot, but when comparing to thousands of other hot girls (female college athletes) she rates in the top half, but that’s about it. Why not just come on out and admit your gigantic ass fetish and get it over with?
November 15th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
Notice how not one of her pics has her facing the camera straight-forward? Classic thick-girl trick; hiding the extra fat. Stokke is hotter.
In every day life, I would never be this picky (she is very attractive), but…skanks in the public eye deserve extra scrutiny that lowers their self-esteem.
November 15th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
Stokke is hotter in one picture. She doesn’t look that hot in other photos.
As for the ‘gigantic ass’ … um, she’s in the pool for the Canadian women’s national team. Obviously not gigantic. In 10 years? Maybe.
November 15th, 2007 at 12:14 pm
Let me re-phrase – disproportionately gigantic ass.
Also, I noticed you did not deny the fetish. Small steps, TBL, small steps.
November 15th, 2007 at 12:16 pm
no rack though on that little chick, gotta have at least a B
i think her friend is hotter
we need an ass shot of her
November 15th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
“Little in the middle but she got much back” – Sir Mix-A-Lot
November 15th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Bhahahah, you have to click on her Canadian National team photo, absolute worst picture ever.
November 15th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
She is a collegiate/possible Canadian national team soccer player… so that disproportionate ass probably sits up on a shelf. Personally, I would kill a kitten to be the guy that gets to rest his beer on said shelf.
(it is important to note I consider cats worthless)
November 15th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Couldn’t agree with Ben60657 more. TBL, you just have a thing for big asses. It’s ok, there’s nothing wrong with it. Whatever floats your boat. But they sure don’t do it for me. Kik K isn’t ugly, but she’s sure as shit not a “Vegas 9″ or whatever you like to call her, in my eyes. Same idea here. I went to a medium sized college (8,000 undergrads) with a reputation for having ugly girls and I don’t think this broad would crack a top 10 hottest female athletes list there, let alone everywhere.
November 15th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
She apparently has one facial expression.
November 15th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
Note to TBL, pictures of hot chicks are not hard to find.
November 15th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
What’s weaker – the canadian team photo or some of the stokke shots?
I am partial to brunettes … and i DON’T go for gigantic asses … but i think this blonde is ‘hotter.’ Just one man’s opinion.
November 15th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
if this ho is causing an internet sensation then the internet really sucks now. she is definitely not among the hottest coed at morgantown. they ones that still have all their teeth anyway. when pat white bumps into her at a party he probably says, get out of my way bitch, and then bangs some future playmate.
November 15th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
tom_servo22, I’m glad to see I’m not the only. Stokke is hotter all the way around, and it’s not even close. KK is sure as hell attractive and I would hit it gladly if given the chance, but she’s not absurdly hot.
Lies, TBL, all lies. You are a huge fan of disproportionately gigantic asses and the sooner you admit it, you sooner you can kill the charade. It’s not a character flaw or anything on your part, but just put it out there and stop pretending otherwise.
November 15th, 2007 at 12:30 pm
Not a one of you would kick her out of bed. Also from experience, Canadians are 5x crazier in the sack than the standard American woman.
November 15th, 2007 at 12:31 pm
All-time top 10 of chicks that I’ve banged, probably. All-time top 10 of hot chicks, uhh no. Nice ass, small boobs, Pam Anderson circa 1992 hair, looks like she’s a good Thanksgiving dinner away from porking up.
November 15th, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Ben, stay away from KK’s purple labia.
November 15th, 2007 at 12:33 pm
She is, at best, a bit above average. If there were pics of her dressed normally, as opposed to like a stripper, you wouldn’t give here a 2nd glance.
A true waste of bandwidth.
November 15th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
Yeah, TBL, come on. Stop kidding yourself. First your obsession with Kim K… now this. If you think this girl is worth her own post (rather than, say, putting her atop the roundup), you obviously like oversized asses. It’s ok, it’s not a big deal! Like Ben says, not a character flaw on your part.
November 15th, 2007 at 12:39 pm
It appears you-know-who has already been there:
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/5725/n25818005338459875594vtyq2.jpg
Are there ANY hot chicks he hasn’t gotten yet?
November 15th, 2007 at 12:39 pm
Whatever fellas…I would wear that ass as a hat…bring me those big old asses baby..
November 15th, 2007 at 12:41 pm
She reminds me kind of that chick from My So Called Life
November 15th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
I think its the combination of: College athlete, loves to slut it up for the camera, beautifully big ass, cute small girl- again, college athlete. Yes- tons of hot girls out there on the internet, but as this is a sports/media site with a tendency to link hot girls- this girl fits well here.
November 15th, 2007 at 12:43 pm
Rayanne? Yeah kind of.
November 15th, 2007 at 12:43 pm
She has a little bit of that Shakira thing going on! Yes, she is quite hot! Anyone got some singles for change? All I got is a fifty. She does have the backside you can rest a beer bottle on – sweet.
November 15th, 2007 at 12:43 pm
This girl so much as says ‘hi’ to anyone who leaves a comment here and you are immediately looking for ways to take her home
if you think she’s ‘not that hot’ then fine … but don’t act like if she gave you the time of day you wouldn’t make a move
November 15th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Yeah! If she’s good enough for Jeter, she’s good enough for you!
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/5725/n25818005338459875594vtyq2.jpg
November 15th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Rayanne from MS-CL? Maybe.
November 15th, 2007 at 12:53 pm
TBL,
You’re missing the point. Of course if she came up to us, we’d take her home. I’d bounce off that ass all night. The point is that you have claimed her as a top-10 all-time college athlete hottie, and that’s patently not true. I would imagine a tour of the current SEC female athletes would turn up many more than 10 hotter than this one. Is she above average, certainly. Top-10, not a chance.
The suspicion here is that you crave disproportionately gigantic ass, and for that reason have placed her as highly as you did. Again, there’s nothing wrong with liking disproportionately gigantic ass, but just come on out and say it. Kill the charade.
November 15th, 2007 at 12:56 pm
Part of TBL’s promise to his readers is that he only posts pictures of fine ass women that 99.2 percent of his straight male readers would try and pick up in less time than it takes for Devin Hester to run the 40. Or ones that he would issue a “how you doin” to during his single days.
November 15th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
Yeah, way to get defensive with the whole “If she came up to you at a bar, you’d want to hit it!” angle. No shit, Sherlock. But we’re here to scrutinize hot chicks, find flaws with them, and separate the hot ones from the really really hot ones. (That is why we’re here, right? God I love being male.) This girl is regular hot, not “top 10 college athletes you’ve ever seen” hot.
November 15th, 2007 at 1:11 pm
Her ass has completely hypnotized me. She get hotter the more I look at it… I mean her.
November 15th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Ok … so you don’t think she’s a top 10 hot college athlete. excluding cheerleading, who can find 10 hotter? five? obviously all of this is subjective … Barstool has more pics of her without the ass and her face looks real good
you guys can have a week to complete this homework assignment
November 15th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
You’re drunk right? You had 1 too many zimas last night I’m guessing. Jason Caffey would pass on her.
November 15th, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Of course it’s subjective, that’s why it’s fun. I’ll take that challenge and get back to you in much less than week. Of course, I’m sure you’ll disagree with all my selections. But it’s not going to take me very long to find them. This WVU girl is like a 7 or 8 out of 10 to me.
November 15th, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Game on TBL, game on. I won’t be able to start until tomorrow, but since I don’t have to work (on a 9/80 schedule), this won’t be hard. I would imagine Myspace and Facebook should take care of this problem.
November 15th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
great! a little contest. and don’t just look for pretty faces … body has to be slamming as well.
besides cheerleading NOT counting, the dance team doesn’t count. so no song girls. we’re just talking athletes (field hockey, soccer, lax, ping pong, whatever else girls play)
November 15th, 2007 at 1:24 pm
Most of the Arizona women’s softball team would make up that top 10
November 15th, 2007 at 1:31 pm
I can find some hot ping-pong experts here working the night shift on Broadway. Except they don’t use paddles.
November 15th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
She’s definately got a whale tail.
Also, its well documented on here about the mustaches distaste for KK, the fact that she has coaster nipples only furthers my point that she is utterly over-rated, and a complete waste of a pretty face. The proof is in the playboy spread.
November 15th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
TBL…you are embarrassing yourself, and being nonsensically defensive about it. She is slightly above-average, nothing more, nothing less. I looked at South Carolina’s women’s soccer team, and found 3 better chicks. And that was just on one team out of 1000s of possibilities. Please, you are being asinine.
November 15th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
I’ll look through the Big 10 and Big 12’s volleyball teams.
November 15th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
TBL=Definite Ass Man.
November 15th, 2007 at 1:48 pm
TBL,
I am with you on this one. This is a wonderful find.
November 15th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
“People helping people” I love the holidays! I’ll look for middle aged women’s b-ball coaches that you’d do even though you know they’re lesbians.
November 15th, 2007 at 1:55 pm
“and i DON’T go for gigantic asses” TBL
Stop telling lies.
November 15th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
You’re on TBL. It’s Thursday, so Tempe will be hoppin’ tonight. I will be down on Mill with a digital camera and a ping pong paddle looking for “athletes.”
November 15th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
well she has certainly got that one pose/facial expression down pretty good
November 15th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
She has a phenomenal dumper based on those two pics I’m seeing. The rest looks good, but I can see in her eyes that she think she is god’s gift to men, given her accentuation of her ass region in those photos. Nonetheless, I would gladly touch her inappropriately and stick things in her.
As for being super hot, I could find 10 hotter girls in 30 minutes on a football gameday in Knoxville or any other SEC school. I’m not well versed in student athletes, so maybe she stacks up.
November 15th, 2007 at 2:11 pm
Friendly tip to TBL — college gymnasts. I went to an SEC gymnastics meet one time and the talent was unworldly.
November 15th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Of all the things I would love to do to that ass….
#1 = Superman that ho!
Thanks TBL for my mid-day wood. Incredible dumper.
November 15th, 2007 at 2:22 pm
anybody try to facebook her today? i only came up with one search result and it didnt look like her and wasnt from wvu. i hope she didnt cancel her facebook account that would be horrendous.
November 15th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
plus SEC dominates. for example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Jl1Ss_UCK0
November 15th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
But the gymnasts have those stumpy legs and firehydrant frames.
I just went to the USC soccer team.
http://gamecocksonline.cstv.com/sports/w-soccer/spec-rel/07scar_wsocc_mediaguide.html
Who are you referring to? Perhaps the media guide doesn’t do the women justice. I think what helps this chick is that Barstool did the homework – they found the hot facebook pics. You need to do that with the randoms you find … lots of legwork.
November 15th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
Wow, I really like Jeter’s nails! Nice mani!
November 15th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
That’s the way he rolls, bro. He and A-Rod.
And now you know the real story of why A-Rod is coming back.
November 15th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
It’s worth noting that – as a D1 women’s soccer player, the odds are really high that she’s had a faceful of snatch before, and likely will again.
Me? I was happy with the ass alone. But the faceful of snatch is nice, too.
November 15th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
Ohio guard Allie Laforce, aka Miss Teen USA 05. Case closed.
http://www.allielaforce.com/images/Allie-LaForce-wallpaper-1.jpg“
http://ohiobobcats.cstv.com/sports/w-baskbl/mtt/laforce_allie00.html
November 15th, 2007 at 3:28 pm
Yes, SJF. Yes indeed.
The speed and awesomeness of the Jeter spoof must be commended. Excellent work.
November 15th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Any 10 of the 12 players on the court from a random Pac-10 women’s volleyball game would be as good, if not better than this chick.
She’s still hot though.
November 15th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
I sat my drink down somewhere and can’t find it… Oh wait here it is sitting on Amanda Cicchini’s ass. Nevermind.
November 16th, 2007 at 12:35 pm
This bama volleyball player…
http://www.rolltide.com/ViewArticle.dbml?SPSID=37466&SPID=3032&DB_OEM_ID=8000&ATCLID=1148606&Q_SEASON=2007
November 16th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
smokin hot…this girl is small and cute with a big ass just the way i like em