Yes, that Hayden chick from Heroes is blowing up – she’s in Vanity Fair … meaningless graph on how blogs are surpassing newspapers … remember all those awkward moments in high school? You can avoid them now! … a solid recap of last night’s colllege hoops action … your mom is so fat she could eat the internet …

Derek Jeter may have cheated on his taxes. (NY Daily News)

Funny story about this Tony Romo mention – we got a similar email a little over a week ago about this mystery brunette. Sadly, our tipster didn’t have a photo. We’ll try to post that later. (Page Six)

That Dennis Miller’s a funny chap. (SI.com)

Hooters Chick who was booted from a Southwest flight for her skimpy outfit is posing for Playboy. (The Age)

Very fun game. Tip: go left, then dodge the ambulance, and sit in the upper left corner. Then, go in circles. Our record, after playing for about three minutes: 16.1 seconds. (Armchair GM)

Imagine that … Brad Childress, the clown running the Vikings, may not be the head coach next year. (Vikes Geek via Randball)

Speaking of dumb Vikings – bringing in Koy Detmer for three days cost Minny $90k! (Star Tribune)

Marbury to the Kings makes some sense. (Sactown Royalty)

Name a mascot. (Morning Call)

A Falcons cheerleader got beat up by Da Brat! (Leave the Man Alone

Kobe’s probably going somewhere. Maybe. (Cousins of Ron Mexico)

Chris Wilcox of Seattle totally got snubbed from the All-Star ballot. (Seattle Times)

Miguel Cabrera is on the Atkins diet. We kid. But he’s dedicated to losing weight. (Miami Sports Blog)

David Stern needs a refresher course in sex. (Naughty American)

Douchy agent Scott Boras, whose penis shrunk considerably in the last 48 hours: “[Alex] instructed me to discuss contract terms with the Yankees.” (Sports Biz)