Is the nation ready for a WVU-Missouri national championship? Why not? You have to figure BCS suits are rooting for one of them to lose this weekend so Ohio State – which travels well and actually has something of a national following – can sneak into the mix. There’s probably a 60 percent chance of that happening. WVU is a 28.5 favorite against Pittsburgh. WVU beat Pitt 45-27 last year on the road and 45-13 at home two years ago. No. 1 Missouri, on the other hand, is a three-point underdog in the Big 12 Championship game against Oklahoma. (That BCS formula is impervious to reason.) The Tigers last beat the Sooners in 1998, and lost to them, 41-31 in Norman earlier this year. Here’s the funniest scenario that can’t possibly happen (or can it?): WVU loses. Missouri loses. LSU loses to Tennessee. Then who the hell do you go with? Georgia? Can Kansas make an argument? Virginia Tech?

10. Kansas – For awhile there at 21-0, we though we might have to whip out the fraud card on these guys. Nice rally, good season, and enjoy the Sun Bowl.
9. Florida – Would be hilarious to see the Gators in a bowl game against ASU, because Rudy would carve up the terrible Florida secondary, but Tebow would probably go nuts, too.
8. Oklahoma – With freshman Sam Bradford alive and kicking, the Sooners will be OK because this man says so.
7. Virginia Tech – Impressed the hell out of us by rolling over UVa. Not nearly as close as the score indicated.
6. USC – Don’t think there’s a scenario in which the Trojans could play for the national title, but we’d love to see USC-Georgia in a Bowl game.
5. Georgia – Right now, there probably isn’t a better rushing tandem in the country than Thomas Brown and Knowshon Moreno. Preseason Top three next year?
4. LSU – Despite the crushing home loss to Arkansas, we think the Tigers are still in the hunt. The computers wouldn’t vote a non-SEC division winner (Georgia) to the title game over LSU, and it probably would have a hard time putting Virginia Tech in there, since LSU crushed the Hokies. Then again, computers tend to do silly things (unless you have an Apple, which is flawless piece of machinery).
3. Ohio State – If WVU and Missouri lose, OSU will not play one-loss Kansas or unbeaten Hawaii.
2. West Virginia – Dave Wannstedt has done less than nothing in his tenure at Pitt, but you can be damn sure he’ll get free lap dances for life – in Pennsylvania and Columbus if he takes down WVU.
1. Missouri – When you think Missouri, you just don’t think football. Chase Daniel vs. Pat White is a national title game we can get interested in.