For about 90 minutes, we were riveted. You know how Wedding Crashers and Old School are incredible for the first 90 minutes, and then kind of limp to the finish? Consider No Country for Old Men the crime/thriller version of those comedies. Except this was much worse. Even more dreadful than - dare we say it - War of the Worlds, which was captivating until Tim Robbins showed up and the movie turned to garbage. We understand how it is virtually impossible to close a sci-fi/horror flick with a remotely cool ending. But a thriller that starts with 90 minutes of edge-of-your-seat-action? Come on! The Coen Brothers (wrote and directed) absolutely butchered the final 40 minutes. At first we were incredulous at the turn of events … but then the movie just kept plummeting in a downward spiral, kind of like Enron’s stock or the Gamecocks’ season. There is entirely too much awful dialogue featuring Tommy Lee Jones and other old people. The Coens tried to get artsy; instead, the movie fell flat on its face. On the plus side … Javier Bardem is a menacing fellow who, with this performance, solidified his career as a lifelong bad guy. Also, the gun he uses is wicked cool. We were all set to give this movie two stars based on a strong start … but the title is terrible, so we’ll go with 1.5 with a recommendation to see it … only so you can come on here and tell us how you’d end it. Three weeks until I Am Legend comes out, so there’s that.

No Country for Old Men Review (Salon)
Hunting Grounds (New Yorker)