Marko Jaric Officially Luckiest Man Alive: He’s Dating Victoria’s Secret Model Adriana Lima
Athletes and Celebrities, NBA November 27th. 2007, 8:50am
Up until precisely this moment, Minnesota Timberwolves guard Marko Jaric had been known for two things: Entering an NBA game with his jersey on backwards, and being on the receiving end of a vicious Kobe Bryant forearm shiver. Those two incidents will forever take a backseat to some of the best news to hit the NBA this season: Jaric is dating one of the most beautiful women in the world, Victoria’s Secret model Adriana Lima.
Understandably, his teammates are shocked. “Ever since he started dating Adriana Lima, he’s a new man,” [Mark] Madsen said, laughing. “He’s flying all over the court. He dunked! I’ve never seen him dunk.” (UPDATE: Aaron Gleeman made note Monday that Jaric is quite the player - seems as if a Penthouse Pet went on a radio show last week and talked about “dating” him. You’ll have to scroll down on the link a bit.)
Enjoy spending the better part of today getting to know Lima, who, because she is a lingerie model, has between 17 and 20,688 “fan sites” on the internet.
Marko Jaric Leads Timberwilves to 103-94 victory over Hornets (CBC)
37 Responses to “Marko Jaric Officially Luckiest Man Alive: He’s Dating Victoria’s Secret Model Adriana Lima”
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November 27th, 2007 at 8:53 am
that was nice to open the page to
very nice TBL on this chick
hottest one out of the angels i think
basketball players always get the hot tail
November 27th, 2007 at 8:56 am
Luckiest guy? I dunno. She’s exponentially hotter than the Hulkster’s girl, but at least if you’re dating that one you know you’re in for a wild ride. Adriana is, supposedly, immaculate. And, I’m not going to be so callous to say that’s a bad thing but, really, what else are you going to do with one of these models?
November 27th, 2007 at 8:58 am
what else are you going to do with one of these models?
Scrabble. Definitely.
November 27th, 2007 at 8:58 am
Adriana or Gisele? Tom’s pretty lucky too, IMO.
November 27th, 2007 at 9:02 am
Is she that great? I mean sure, she’s hot and she is a supermodel, but I mean, really? I see hotter girls at colleges regularly.
November 27th, 2007 at 9:03 am
one vote for
Adriana > Gisele
SJ - What colleges?
November 27th, 2007 at 9:08 am
Butler University
November 27th, 2007 at 9:08 am
Adriana.
The only university that I know that MIGHT have girl(s) hotter than Adriana would be either USC or UCLA.
November 27th, 2007 at 9:11 am
TBL, I’ve been over to Athens quite a few times and there’s a TON of scorching hot chicks at UGA. All the SEC schools are pretty much loaded from what I’ve seen.
November 27th, 2007 at 9:12 am
Can’t we all just be happy that there is a metric fuck ton of hot girls out there?
November 27th, 2007 at 9:16 am
Metric Ton is a good solid number.
Strangely, it seems like some of you guys think:
College girls in general > any supermodel
Meaning the hottest girl on the planet right now is a college girl (to be named later).
November 27th, 2007 at 9:22 am
Exactly: Any SEC school would smother Lima’s hotness in 30 minutes of perusing. I’m not saying she isn’t hot. She is a supermodel, she has a body and all that. But the supermodel thing blows them out of proportion a lot of the time. I see prettier ladies on campuses all the time.
I also would note there are hotter supermodels out there too. She doesn’t do much for me.
November 27th, 2007 at 9:24 am
She is obviusly immensely bangable, but in that picture looks like she’s mildly retarded.
November 27th, 2007 at 9:28 am
i think college girls are hotter too, especially when you go to bars and actually get to see them dancing/dressing.acting slutty in person.
much better than some skinny broad from the old soviet empire walk down a runway
November 27th, 2007 at 9:31 am
She is pretty low on the Victoria’s Secret totem pole. I think Alesandra Ambrosio blows her away, as does Marissa Miller. But she is still a Victoria’s Secret model. Hot.
November 27th, 2007 at 9:32 am
November 27th, 2007 at 9:33 am
mmonast - you are a truth speaker. College girls sluttifying up a bar is outstanding.
November 27th, 2007 at 9:34 am
True that. On my way to and from work, I drive through two college campuses and, while they’re not all USC Song Girls, I do see some outstanding talent! Plus, the average college girl is infinitely more interesting than any supermodel. Then again, that’s just my opinion…I could be wrong.
November 27th, 2007 at 9:41 am
So funny. I love TBL, but picking the best picture is not one of his strengths. The Brooke Hogan picture reminded me a bit of Buddy Garrity. Not sure if that’s better/worse than her usual Hulk mug.
November 27th, 2007 at 9:52 am
412 - Are you the guy who said Buddy Garrity would be in the Budweiser Hot seat? If so, it’s the single funniest comment on this blog this year. And kudos to you. If not … you’re still funny.
November 27th, 2007 at 9:54 am
Can’t take credit for that line, but I liked that as well! You have some clever readers.
November 27th, 2007 at 10:18 am
Ben - if that’s mildly retarded then I can’t imagine the other sister
November 27th, 2007 at 10:31 am
If that is mildly retarded then I’m waiting at for the short bus to arrive!
November 27th, 2007 at 11:12 am
Cool Rick
I drive thru the Butler Campus everyday, couldnt agree more.
The best is in August when the Sororitys are moving in.
Butler is ranked 16th by the way.
November 27th, 2007 at 11:26 am
Mildly retarded or she’s giving the “I’ll suck your cock so hard your urethra will come flying out” look. Either way, I’ll take it.
Marko Jaric? Good lord. I wonder what kind of Borat-like line he worked on her. “Hello supermodel, I am backup guard for Timberwolves. You like to make fuck, no?”
November 27th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
What happened to the girl that he was dating before this? I went to a game last winter when the Wolves were playing the Wizards. I went to see Agent Zero, but ended up looking at one girl a couple of rows in frong of me the whole night…I went home, and googled some of the players, and sure enough, it was Jaric’s girlfriend at the time…they made a “hot sports couple” list back then… His new lady is hot too, but WOW!
November 27th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
I can’t go to lunch w/o submitting my vote for Arizona State as having the hottest girls.
November 27th, 2007 at 2:41 pm
Amen, NatroneMeansBusiness! I’ve been out to see family in Scottsdale and have wandered over to ASU’s campus a few times. Plenty of quality talent over there.
November 27th, 2007 at 2:49 pm
People are missing the point here. This isn’t a “How hot is Adrianna Lima really?” thread.
This is about how MARKO JARIC landed Adrianna Lima, the supermodel. How the hell does that happen?? Is this some Sign of the Apocalypse?
I mean, you told me she’s out with Dwayne Wade or Chris Paul or Manu Ginobili and I can see that. But Marko Jaric??!!
November 27th, 2007 at 2:57 pm
Anyone that bad mouthed her here should be banned and never heard from again and banished to gay island.
November 27th, 2007 at 4:36 pm
If I looked like Adriana Lima, I would NOT be dating someone as ugly as Marko Jaric. As a female it embarrasses me that these women will apparently bang anything as long as it has money and there are NO hot NBA players. NONE. ZERO. ZILCH. NADA.
November 27th, 2007 at 4:55 pm
For everyone questions how Jaric pulled a hot broad, you need to look no further than his yearly salary: the guy is making close to $28 million over the next three years. She might be kind of hot now, but even so, she’s making maybe $500,000 a year, and in five years, she’s just another washed up supermodel doing the strip club circuit. Bottom line is any dude making no less than $6 million a year has no trouble banging top shelf talent. I thought this was common knowledge.
November 27th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
You also need to look at Jaric’s past dating history. I have seen him in numerous photos with magma hot chicks at his side. Plus the many accounts people have mentioned just here in this post. Clearly the dude either has a charming sense of humor, a phenomenal romantic flair, or a schlong as beautiful as the Aurora Borealis.
November 27th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
Good point, Casey. However, I wouldn’t call a Victoria’s Secret model ‘top shelf talent.’ She’s the really, really quality shit you gotta go into the wine cellar for. Only high rollers apply.
November 27th, 2007 at 5:21 pm
CaseyLive,
According to Forbes, Adriana Lima earns $6 million annually. Her last boyfriend was a prince from Lichtenstein with literally billions at his disposal. In other words, I’m sure it took more than the size of Marko’s wallet to impress Lima. And yea, certainly not his great looks (or lack of the same). Adriana is known to have said “It’s wrong for a guy to have no personality, no heart. Because I don’t care about style or money. I care about heart.”. Maybe Marko has a big heart, lol.
November 27th, 2007 at 8:39 pm
Adriana, what are you thinking.
I just have to say. Adriana what are you doing. Jaric has to be the biggest dork alive. He looks like a goof ball. Can you imagine what your kids would look like. It would be a crule joke. Not a good match at all.Come on Adriana you can do alot better, and deserve more.
D. Davis
December 6th, 2007 at 2:31 am
Adriana,
You know I love you. This is not fair. Please stop breaking my heart!!! I don’t desrve this. These guys don’t care about you like I do..All they will do is cheat on you and break your heart and eventually you will be looking for love from somebody like me…. I know cause it’s happened to me….
My whole life is dedicated to you… I am losing friends and family fast because they think I am crazy because all I do is talk about you..