Obviously one of the preeminent football programs in the country isn’t going to fold up shop and cease to exist, and yes, the Canes have been in decline for years, but we’ll ask this question and then offer three names: Why would any parent outside of Florida want to send their kid to play football for the Miami Hurricanes? Has any other program had to endure this many serious off-the-field problems?

Ray Lewis, Bryan Pata and Sean Taylor.

You are a parent and your son is a wildly-talented high school football player. The Miami Hurricanes are after him hard – he’s a turn-around-the-program guy who is being guaranteed the world. The Canes recruiting pitch is simple – five national titles! Two Heisman trophy winners! A surfeit of first round NFL picks! In the 80s, Jimmy Johnson created a monster … in both senses of the word. But how, as a parent, can you ignore Lewis, a former linebacker who plea bargained his way out of a double murder rap in 2000 (he later paid the families of the deceased)? The murder of lineman Bryan Pata at his apartment complex in Nov. 2006 (the case remains unsolved)? The unholy trinity was tragically sealed Sunday night, when former Hurricane Sean Taylor was shot in his house, and died 24 hours later.

Whether these players were involved in nefarious activity during or after their days with the Hurricanes is immaterial. This program – one that we rooted for for many years – has the culture of a gang, and bad things happen to those who enter. We haven’t even taken into account the notorious Luther Campbell, the 7th Floor Crew (which sucked in Greg Olsen), Bryant McKinnie spearheading the Vikings Sex Boat escapade, Michael Irvin and his multiple cocaine arrests, or the brawl with Florida International. Every Fall, the comically extravagent sideline scene is the same – former players who have ‘made it’ return to home base at The U to commiserate. Imagine the parties!

It’s the same story with almost all of the former players – great teammate, nice guy, but he just happens to ‘run with the wrong crowd’ or he miraculously happens upon legal issues. It’s a woebegone family that has been on a slippery slope long before a bullshit pass interference cost them the 2003 National Championship.

If you’re a parent, wouldn’t you ask yourself, ‘why the hell would I want to send me kid into this mess?’

Another sad chapter for UM, City (Miami Herald)