Jake Peavy and Roy Oswalt, Bar Crawling (and Hunting) in Illinois
Baseball November 29th. 2007, 12:32pm
Random, huh? Best email we’ve received in awhile: “My friends bumped into a completely hammered Jake Peavy [above] and Roy Oswalt who were buying everybody drinks at Kam’s. Apparently the reason they were in Champaign was because they take an annual hunting trip down there. In the big group picture, Peavy is the one in the middle laying one on the fat girl and Oswalt is off to the right texting someone (presumably Lance Berkman).”
After the jump, two more photos.
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November 29th, 2007 at 12:39 pm
How can you tell that girl is fat? It looks like she’s wearing a coat, and you can’t see anything other than her face!
November 29th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
Chubby cheeks.
November 29th, 2007 at 12:53 pm
Seems like a lot of coat.
November 29th, 2007 at 12:53 pm
some of those dudes look about 16 years old
November 29th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
wonder if Peavy’s wife is going to see these
November 29th, 2007 at 12:58 pm
Yeah, doesnt it look like Jake is sliding his tongue in her ear ?
November 29th, 2007 at 12:58 pm
Not that it matters, but unless Oswalt has a third hand he isn’t texting anyone. One hand in pocket, one hand holding Bud Light.
November 29th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
If there was audio, you’d be able to hear that girl ask if her face made her look fat.
November 29th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
Roy O has people text *for* him. He’s that good.
November 29th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
she ain’t skinny
November 29th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
How excited is that kid to be around Jake Peavy?
“Hey, Jake! Come over here, let me put my arm around your waist!” *Smiles*
November 29th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
(1) The girl is definitely not skinny, you can see it in her face.
(2) Oswalt is texting no one, though he may be looking at a recently taken phone picture of him and someone else.
(3) The blond kid on the left of the last picture looks like he’s 14.
November 29th, 2007 at 1:18 pm
Apparently Illinois has a really lax drinking age.
November 29th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Athletes are always fun when they’re drunk and out and about. Some quick thoughts: I’m with J2B - that chick ain’t skinny, Peavy seems way more interested in her than she seems in him - who’d have thunk it, and I would say Oswalt looks like he’s overseeing/supervising the texting - which…doesn’t mean anything at all.
November 29th, 2007 at 1:29 pm
peavy had the goggles on
that chick looks like she weighs a good 250 with the look of her face
November 29th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
Being born and raised in Central Illinois, this picture makes me a bit misty. Kam’s used to be the place you could see drunk girls slobbering over Brandon Lloyd and other U of I star athletes. It’s also 19 to get in, 21 to drink, but it’s easy to get a drink and even easier to get in with a fake ID. Used to get in at 18 on a 26 year-old’s ID all the time. Love that Midwest!
November 29th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
Every person in those pictures looks like a total flamer.
Not surprising considering the Cub hats.
Look at the first picture, the little homo is groping Peavy and really enjoying it. I wonder if any of these cock lovers were successful in getting Peavy to go home with them for the night.
#187 on my list of things to do before I die, never set foot in the state of Illinois.
November 29th, 2007 at 1:48 pm
They were actually very down to earth, and signed a lot of autogrpahs and (as you can tell) took a lot of pictures. Oswalt said at the urinal that he was retiring in 4 years, no matter what. He also made fun of the Cubs. You can read more about it at the217.com, a website out of Champaign.
November 29th, 2007 at 1:48 pm
Who let Bartman in the bar?
November 29th, 2007 at 2:00 pm
And what is up with Grinny McGilicutty’s wristband? He a Dusty Baker fan?
I hope some real men showed up and kicked the crap out of these guys.
November 29th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
@bsanders37: I am also for CI. Got to say, UIUC is one hell of a party college. On the weekends that campus is a mad house. Never had a bad time when I visited.
November 29th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
I’m guessing Peavy is like the Thomas Haden Church character in “Sideways” who will bang anyone–even the fat chick.
November 29th, 2007 at 3:30 pm
Annual buffalo hunting trips…Peavy won the trophy
November 29th, 2007 at 11:18 pm
all u dumbasses that think the girl jake peavy is kissing is ugly and fat is TOTALLY WRONG!!! i hooked up with her once and she was super hott! check out these pics - just to prove it to you all http://community.webshots.com/album/561613055ZGtFny?vhost=community
November 29th, 2007 at 11:55 pm
God I love Roy Oswalt
November 30th, 2007 at 12:23 am
Okay!! That girl you are talking about is one of my very good friends and for your information she is anything but fat! You people are so fucking dumb to even judge someone by looking at someone’s face! What the hell is wrong with you people anyways? How would you feel if you happened to be at a bar one night, see these guys, they pull you into a picture, it gets put on the internet and then you have a bunch of people telling you that you are fat because all the see is your face …when you are SMILING!!! Eveyone’s face’s plumps up when you smile and you are all dumb fucks for even thinking she’s fat. She weighs about 120ish and is about 5′5″ so you are all so dumb and complete asswholes for saying shit about a girl you don’t even know. What the hell is wrong with you?
November 30th, 2007 at 9:46 am
Who let the fat chick’s entourage in here? Listen, you get to college and start washing down cupcakes and jelly doughnuts with a healthy amount of Bud Light - you’re going to round out a little bit. I don’t care what your senior pictures looked like.
December 1st, 2007 at 11:50 am
So first off, let’s stop referring to her as the fat chick. Second off, depending on how a person’s standing, and if their face is the only thing showing, not their body you can’t assume shit about whether or not a person is fat. Chubby Cheeks mean nothing. Personally I think there are some jealous bitches in this room who wish Jake was kissing their cheeks. Oh and BTW barbazonmodel, the first picture of the so-called fat chick isn’t from high school, its from college. And who the hell eats jelly doughnuts besides fat policemen. Get over yourself. Jake and Roy are nice guys that were trying to have fun while they were hunting. If her entourage wants to back her up let them, you’re pretty shallow for assuming stuff about someone you don’t even know.