Well that didn’t take long: Newest Yankee Johnny Damon was profiled in this week’s New York Magazine, and predictably, he comes off looking like an idiot.

But a likeable one.

What’s not to like about his bedroom secrets to a long and faithful marriage?

As the conversation shifts to after-hours pursuits, Damon adds nonchalantly, “My wife wants us to put a swing in our New York place.”
Wright’s eyes go wide. An oblivious Yogi wanders by with seconds from the mess table.
Damon gives a naughty, kidlike shrug. “We’re married; you have to keep it interesting.”

They’re going to love him in the boogie-down.

And an Idiot Shall Lead them (New York Magazine)