Blearly-eyed this morning, we considered multiple ways of how to enter this story. But how do you tactfully say that the incredibly sexy Eliza Dushku, girlfriend of Dodgers pitcher Brad Penny, is going to be in a movie about group sex? You hear it, read it, don’t really believe it, and then kind of fumble a few words out of your mouth … before running an internet search to find out the closest theater that is carrying the movie. We’re still in a state of shock (mind-blowing excitement?) after reading the LA Times piece twice. Defamer, one of the best written blogs on the net, came up with a classic headline. What will Derek Lowe and Nomar think? Will this become mandatory viewing next season on Dodgers’ team flights?

Eliza Dushku goes from ‘Buffy’ to group sex (LA Times)