Movie Brad Penny Won’t Be Seeing: The One Where Eliza Dushku Has Group Sex
Athletes and Celebrities November 30th. 2007, 12:11pm
Blearly-eyed this morning, we considered multiple ways of how to enter this story. But how do you tactfully say that the incredibly sexy Eliza Dushku, girlfriend of Dodgers pitcher Brad Penny, is going to be in a movie about group sex? You hear it, read it, don’t really believe it, and then kind of fumble a few words out of your mouth … before running an internet search to find out the closest theater that is carrying the movie. We’re still in a state of shock (mind-blowing excitement?) after reading the LA Times piece twice. Defamer, one of the best written blogs on the net, came up with a classic headline. What will Derek Lowe and Nomar think? Will this become mandatory viewing next season on Dodgers’ team flights?
Eliza Dushku goes from ‘Buffy’ to group sex (LA Times)
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November 30th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Now come the twentysomethings’ turn. “Sex and Breakfast” tracks two couples (”Home Alone’s” all-grown up Macauley Culkin, Kuno Becker, Alexis Dziena and Dushku)
good lord
November 30th, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Always good to have “fucking” as part of the URL. Thanks, Defamer.
November 30th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
From the Times story:
“Dushku, a sloe-eyed beauty with an insouciant air…”
Who writes this stuff?
November 30th, 2007 at 12:56 pm
Scene: Dodgers spring training – Lowe bumps into Penny in the clubhouse
Penny-Hey, Derek. How was your winter?
Lowe-Great! Really Great! Uh, how’s Eliza?
Penny-Er, good…
Lowe-Cool! Yeah, really cool! Hey, listen, I was -well, my wife and I were- wondering if, yanno, maybe you and Eliza wanted to come over for dinner?
Penny-um…I guess…
Nomar enters
Nomar-Brad! My man! Hey, tell Eliza that Mia says hi! Derek! We still on for dinner this Saturday? You talk to Brad?
Penny-
November 30th, 2007 at 12:58 pm
Penny- speechless
I’m an idiot..I don’t know how that didn’t get posted with the rest of it…
November 30th, 2007 at 1:02 pm
I’d like to see Alyssa Milano top that.
November 30th, 2007 at 1:03 pm
lastings Milledge got traded to the Nats today for Ryan church and Brian Schneider.
Way to mess that one up Mets !
November 30th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
L-Millz? Where did you see this?
November 30th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
… wikipedia is reporting the trade happened. without a link
ill show myself out
November 30th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
wow they even changed schneider’s frame colors to the mets. i guess they got their catcher now ….. one who is a career
November 30th, 2007 at 1:18 pm
SNY (the Mets cable channel) is reporting it.
November 30th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
Bad trade for the Mets. Now they got 3 catchers and none of whom can hit. Was Lmillz trade value that low?
November 30th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Church will probably outhit Milledge the next couple years.
November 30th, 2007 at 2:04 pm
Could have had one of the A’s pitchers 12 months ago. Now got 2 backups. Good job Omar. Maybe if you held out a little longer you could have gotten Beef ‘n’ Cheddar with curly fries.
November 30th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
1050AM is reporting that Church is part of a deal with Baltimore for Erik Bedard. If that is true, then great move by Omar.
November 30th, 2007 at 2:34 pm
is this Bedard thing for real? No joke? anyone?
November 30th, 2007 at 3:03 pm
if the Bedard thing isn’t true, are we sure Steve Phillips isn’t back in the Mets front office trying to fuck the team over?
November 30th, 2007 at 4:01 pm
Ryan Church – .272-15-70 (OPS .813) with 43 doubles in 144 games; good outfielder that can play all 3 OF positions
Lastings Milledge – .272-7-29 (.787) in 59 games ; plays the outfield like he’s on ice skates plus attitude issues
They might be moving Church to the O’s, but this trade isn’t as unbelievable as it seems because Schneider is good defensively even if he can’t hit. I think Castro is going to provide the punch behind the plate.
November 30th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Oh, yeah…I freakin’ hate the Mets
November 30th, 2007 at 4:39 pm
If she’s getting railed by the Mac doing his best Michael Jackson impersonation circa 1992, I’m semi-interested.
November 30th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
Jax,
Church is 29. Milledge is 22.