‘Mortensen Doesn’t Have a ____in’ Idea What He’s Talking About’
Uncategorized December 4th. 2007, 1:48pm
You wouldn’t like Chuckie when he’s angry: “There’s a lot of reports out there,” Gruden said. “I just wish some of these reports were verified. (Mortensen) doesn’t have a (expletive) idea what he’s talking about. I can’t understand why he would say that unless he got the X-rays himself.”
Unrelated: When you see this photo of Jeff Garcia stuck between delivering a hang-loose and the thumbs-up sign … don’t you think … douche?
Jon Gruden Goes Off on ESPN’s Chris Mortensen (Awful Announcing)
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December 4th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
I think gay douche but man his wife is hot
December 4th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
Everyone is pissed at ESPN lately… Les Miles, Jon Gruden, they all must be reading sports blogs.
December 4th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
garcia will never be a douche in my books
he may need rogaine, but he does have the hottest wife in the NFL
grudens wife isnt too shabby either
December 4th, 2007 at 2:18 pm
Garcia is also banging one of the hottest women on the planet. Therefore, he wins.
December 4th, 2007 at 2:37 pm
I hate Jeff Garcia. He is a fine QB in San Fran then he goes to Cleveland and sucks, then comes to Detroit and sucks, then goes to Philly and is awesome, then to TB and, again, pretty decent. It kind of makes you think he is pulling a Vince Carter at times…
December 4th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
Or maybe Cleveland and Detroit were just really, really, shitty teams when he played for them
December 4th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
That may be also because the team around him in San Francisco and Philadelphia were decent and the teams around him in Detorit and Cleveland sucked balls. He’s a decent quarterback in that he can’t elevate a shitty team, but can look very good with a good team.
December 4th, 2007 at 3:00 pm
The Sisters never laid a finger on Andy again… and Boggs never walked again. They transferred him to a minimum security hospital upstate. To my knowledge, he lived out the rest of his days drinking his food through a straw.
December 4th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
The412,
+1, sir. Well done.
December 4th, 2007 at 3:18 pm
“Dude, TO may think I’m gay, but have you checked out my beard?”
December 4th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
Garcia looks like a tall Vern Troyer (mini-me)
December 4th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
412, also, well done. Say what you want about Garcia, and I never thought I would say this, but please get better because we need you. Mccown did okay but if something happened to him we would be up gradkowski creek without a paddle…
December 4th, 2007 at 5:53 pm
“What has 2 thumbs, Looks like a rat, and smells like a rat?”
THIS GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
December 4th, 2007 at 5:54 pm
The Playmate’s knocked up. This should be interesting.
December 4th, 2007 at 7:56 pm
This hand signal generally communicates, “I’m too cool for school.”
December 4th, 2007 at 11:50 pm
Jeff is actually indicating “higher” with the thumbs-up motion after someone asked him the number of times TO asked Garcia to play “pitch and catch” in TO’s mouth while they were teammates in SF.