Perhaps the most pathetic thing you will read today: on a recent trip to New Zealand, David Beckham dropped a single french fry in the street. Some winner picked it up and is attempting to sell it on the internet. Bidding is up to $3. Some losers out there bid on gum that had been chewed by Ron Powlus or Derek Jeter. That’s fine – at least their DNA was on the gum. Although there is no detail on how the french fry ended up on the filthy street, doesn’t it seem likely that it may have just fallen out of the little box containing the fries? What if you spent $3 on a french fry that David Beckham never actually touched? If you’re a loser for purchasing gum chewed by someone famous, what are you if you spend hard-earned money on a french fry that a soccer player intended to eat, but never did?

Fans sell Beckham leftovers through internet auction (Brietbart via Drudge)