NFL: It’s Like Butter, Baby
Uncategorized December 6th. 2007, 4:28pm
Haven’t done any NFL picks this season, only because everyone else does them, and since we watch games all day Sunday and then talk about them all of Monday, it’s kind of a football overload. But now that the games carry added significance (and the college regular season is over), we’re going with the picks. Tonight it’s Chicago at Washington on the NFL network (we’ll listen on the radio, except for that 30 minute span when The Office is on – can’t have any distractions, that’s how obsessed we are), followed by a real solid slate of Sunday games. Playoffs spots are up for grabs, Pittsburgh needs to win to keep the first round bye dream alive, and of course, there are the winless Dolphins and unbeaten Patriots, one hoping to make history and the other trying to avoid it.
San Diego at Tennessee – The Titans are at home, have their best defensive player back, and Philip Rivers has yet to lead the Chargers to a quality road win. Still, we’re going with SD, for no reason other than Tennessee remains overrated in our warped mind. SD, 14-10.
Pittsburgh at New England – Steelers on the road – lost to Arizona, Denver and the Jets. Yikes. And they have guys making guarantees? Patriots obviously win here, and it won’t be as close as their last two narrow escapes because Belichick will pull on the hood and say, “See them in the playoffs, you will.” Patriots 34, Steelers 17.
Chicago at Washington – For a team struggling this year, the Bears have been strangely competitive on the road: a freak fumble cost them the season opener in San Diego, and they beat Green Bay and Philly. The Redskins are reeling not only from the death of a teammate, but also the timeout blunder last week by Joe Gibbs that cost them a must-win against Buffalo. Washington’s last three home games: by two over Arizona, and narrow losses to Philly and Buffalo. Bucking wisdom, we’ll go with Washington, 17-16, but don’t feel confident enough to put any action on it.
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Dallas at Detroit – We wrote earlier about the anger factor the Cowboys will have coming into this game … but as readers noted in the comments of that post, the Lions have much more to play for, and it’s not as if Dallas has exactly shut any quarterbacks down. Lot of folks seem to like the Lions … to cover 10.5. Nobody thinks they’ll actually win. We envision the Cowboys moving the ball at will and then chewing clock with Barber and Jones against a weak defense in the second half. Dallas, 38-20.
Miami at Buffalo – Perhaps the media’s interest in a winless regular season will spark John Beck and … who the hell else is on this offense? to do something in the snowstorm they are expecting this weekend, but we doubt it. Bad weather sometimes means freak plays … so we’d avoid this one at all costs. Buffalo 10-6.
Indianapolis at Baltimore – Talk about a brutal schedule – last week it was the best team in football; this week, it’s the third best. On short rest, too! No shot for the Ravens here. None. Indy 28-9.
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December 6th, 2007 at 4:38 pm
It was, in fact, just one guy–Anthony Smith. It was ill-advised, but ultimately this doesn’t affect the outcome of the game either way. And, while as a Steeler fan, I obviously want Pittsburgh to win, I’m actually starting to expect them to win this one. Karma is about to bite Belichick and his boys on the ass big time. Pittsburgh 31-16.
December 6th, 2007 at 4:44 pm
The Office isn’t new… and won’t be until the Writers’ Strike is over.
December 6th, 2007 at 4:44 pm
It’s always karma. Karma will give my team this win. Karma will make everything go the way I want it to. Was karma the reason Arizon, Denver and the Jets won their games against the Steelers?
this game is all hype. it’ll be good, not nearly as intense as the Ravens game, or even the Eagles.
December 6th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
But 30Rock is. Watch and laugh.
December 6th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Way too much pull in the media for the Steelers this week. Don’t people realize this is how jinxes start?
December 6th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
30 Rock > The Office?
Close call.
December 6th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
this writers strike is such bullshit….1st office and heroes was shortened …complete bullshit
December 6th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
I felt good about Me Steelers chances until I saw that everyone and their brother is taking them and the points (the line has move 3+ points!!!). when the betting public goes one way, the game is all but guaranteed to go the other.
IT’s close until the Steelers are forced to start throwing in the 4th leading to a sack-fest/Def TD or 2 by NE: 37-20
December 6th, 2007 at 4:55 pm
*Me = My
Me is an idiot.
December 6th, 2007 at 4:55 pm
Scrubs = The Office > 30 Rock
/subjective opinion, but they’re all close
December 6th, 2007 at 4:59 pm
Steelers fan, hope they win, think they’ll lose. But to say “obviously” a Pats win is dumb. Any given Sunday, blah, blah.
Go Stillers.
December 6th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
ET, I think I liked it better when it was “Me Steelers”…
“Ahoy there! Me Steelers are gonna win the game! ARGGH!”
December 6th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
The Office is not new, but I think 30 Rock is…Scrubs too. How is this writers’ strike going to affect shows that are supposedly in their last seasons?
Tracy Jordan-”Liz Lemon, you wanna go to an animal strip club with me?”
Liz Lemon-”What? Animal dancers or animal customers?”
TJ”Animal customers?! That’s ridiculous!!”
December 6th, 2007 at 5:10 pm
I know office is a rerun … but i only started watching this season!
Thus the hardcore interest.
December 6th, 2007 at 5:36 pm
“The only way I can feel better about myself is to get booby-slapped by a coked-out Russian stripper.”
- Tracy Jordan
December 6th, 2007 at 5:59 pm
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah
Spooky, scary.
Boys becoming men!
Men becoming wolves!
December 6th, 2007 at 6:54 pm
bigpappawes-I know that with Scrubs, if the series finale isn’t produced, Bill Lawrence said that he’ll do a straight to DVD finale. I don’t know about any other shows.
December 6th, 2007 at 10:51 pm
That bat episode was so hilarious. Good stuff. Dwight rules.
If the Redskins can punch it in here (inside the red zone) and go up 11 with 10 minutes left … i’ll like my chances -3.
December 6th, 2007 at 11:04 pm
Wow. TBL is so gay. Unbelievable. God I wish I could find you so I could kick your ass. Thats what I want for Christmas, to curb stomp TBL.