A happy 30th birthday goes out to the imminently likable Emmanuelle Chriqui … great way to prevent people from driving drunk … pretty solid A-list turnout for Floyd-Hatton … more on that blog about the sad Death by Myspace story … pretty funny commercial from the early 80s … at what point does David Eckstein worry about the Mitchell Investigation? … it’s been awhile since we’ve dropped the R word around here, but to all of you still in denial about it … old, but definitely worth a look: Mark Kotsay’s wife

ESPN’s Barry Melrose ventures into Newark, gets the business from the fans. (CBS TV)

Page 2 with a massive screw-up - a poll asking if readers would like to see KG blow out his knee. (Boston Herald)

CBS is smart to ride that Patriots ratings wave, while FOX, ESPN and NBC are down. (USA Today)

The hack who didn’t vote for Tebow on his Heisman ballot explains himself. We’ll have a Heisman post shortly. (News-Tribune)

Can anyone get their hands on these photos of Penn State pricks who dressed up for Halloween as Virginia Tech shooting victims? (MSNBC) Thanks to a reader, here’s one of the dumb kids.

About that USA Today list of college football moments. (The Arena)

Buckle up for the Mike Vick sentencing today. (Yahoo)

At one point Saturday, Mayweather had knocked himself out! (Fan IQ)

Presenting the Timmy Chang award nominees. (This is not Sports Journalism)

Unreal: Boston’s Jacob Ellsbury is now being represented by Scott Boras, so he’s charging $125 per autograph, plus you can’t take a photo with him. Boras - Biggest. Douche. In. Baseball. (Extra Bases)

Good news (we suppose) for Brian Urlacher - that stripper who he had a kid with owes the Michael Flatley (Lord of the Dance) $11 million after a court decided her rape claim was false. (Sun-Times)

Sketchy - South Carolina defensive lineman stabbed in the neck by a bottle or knife during a fight with drunk locals. (The State)

Since you won’t be thinking about the BCS teams for three more weeks. (Cake Rocks the Party)

You mean you didn’t want a Todd Marinovich jersey for Christmas in 1992? (You Been Blinded)

Just one of the reasons we kept raving about Nick Young back in June. (Mister Irrelevant)