Deepest apologies for the childlike nature of our server. It’s being a whiny bitch because all these new people have stopped by unannounced. No worries. We’re taking it outside tonight and smashing the POS with a sledgehammer. Tomorrow will be a glorious day – and not just because we’re going to a midnight showing of I Am Legend!

Remember how Peter Vecsey of the NY Post produced that tremendous (seemingly first person?) account of Jamaal Tinsley’s harrowing Saturday night in dangerous downtown Indianapolis? It had us wondering … uh, just how the hell did Peter Vecsey pull this off? Somebody fax him the police report? After much consternation, here’s who we’ve narrowed it down to: somebody in the Tinsley entourage who was from Brooklyn, Tinsley’s agent (there’s some salary stuff at the end that smells fishy), Larry Bird or CEO/President Donnie Walsh. You’ve got a 25 percent chance here, good luck.

Tinsley was marked man (NY Post)

The photo? Because the internet’s talking about it.