Not a Good Idea: Calling a Police Officer a Dyke
Courts, Legal, Media Gossip/Musings December 18th. 2007, 12:29pm
This woman is not even a national TV anchor and she’s only tangentially connected to sports, but we probably received about 15 emails about her yesterday. Her name is Alycia Lane, she’s a looker who hosts the news in Philly, and once, she sent racy bikini shots of herself to Rich Eisen of the NFL Network (the pics were intercepted by Eisen’s wife). She’s also twice-divorced (at 35!).
After what we can only imagine was a rabble-rousing Saturday night in the played-out Meatpacking District (the cheesy place to be on the weekend in NYC), Lane punched a cop in the face and called her a dyke. She has been suspended for the “forseeable future,” which means more time for holiday shopping and eggnog!
The natives are salivating for the mug shot, but the real question: do you want to see the mug shot, or the bikini shots? Best email line we received: “Wouldn’t you love to see her in a slutty Santa costume?”
Breakdown in the fast lane (NY Post)
24 Responses to “Not a Good Idea: Calling a Police Officer a Dyke”
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December 18th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
I would even settle for a money shot.
December 18th, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Also, she makes $700,000/year.
December 18th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
@Mike: Not anymore.
December 18th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
she and the commish’s wife(goodell) are the hottest news anchors
but 700,000 grand a year jesus, thats a lot of dough
we need pictures of the commish’s wife, bikini shots
December 18th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
But arent all female duty cops “dykes.” C’mon, lets be reasonable. She probably should have gone with “Bull” (drop the punch) and then when tackled “dyke”. Enter peppersray.
December 18th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
I refuse to believe the bikini pictures aren’t out there somewhere. I’d also like to see the text of what she sent to Eisen. You have your orders, people!
December 18th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
I have learned it is also not the best idea to mention that a female cop is a cunt. Oh college…good times.
December 18th, 2007 at 1:01 pm
700k a year? No way
December 18th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
In this day and age, twice divorced at 35 really isn’t that shocking
December 18th, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Here’s one of the questions on the tests the FSU players cheated on:
Which of the following does not belong?
A. Hot newscaster from Philly
B. emailed racy bikini shots
C. calling a female officer a dyke
D. Rich Eisen
BTW TBL, some of the news anchors here in Indy, who dont hold a candle to this piece of ass, make well into the upper reaches of 6 figures.
December 18th, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Gawker has never been wrong! Never.
December 18th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
The NFL Network is a powerful aphrodisiac.
December 18th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
“700k a year? No way”
Top TV talent around here makes $300 – $400 (even the weather guys). I could see that salary in a larger market.
December 18th, 2007 at 1:19 pm
goodell’s wife is cute bordering on hot. but she’s about average for the “talent” at fox.
TBL:
700 large sounds sounds about right for a weeknight cbs affiliate anchorperson in a market the size of philly.
December 18th, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Hot, slutty, potty mouthed, makes (made?) a mint… Me likee.
Although, her liking a married Rich Eisen does knock her down a peg or two.
December 18th, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Anybody get ahold of Eisen’s phone and post these photos yet?
December 18th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Oops. She sent them via e-mail, not cell phone. Now that the confusion is cleared up… has anyone hacked into Eisen’s e-mail yet?
December 18th, 2007 at 1:24 pm
She’s crazier than Bobby Bowden trying to remember the names of his offensive linemen.
December 18th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
Skip the slutty Santa costume and head directly to nicely underdressed elf with cleavage.
December 18th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
I’m now hitting the skip button.
Chris Booker?
Yikes.
She’s about over with. Someone call Pam Anderson.
December 18th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
and she was banging Chris Wragge in August, LOL
December 18th, 2007 at 2:24 pm
threesome with her and Julie Banderas…stat
December 18th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
I didn’t know who the hell Chris Wragge was, so I looked him up (slow day at work) and it turns out this guy is married to Victoria Silverstedt. Good God! To hell with Tebow, Chris Wragge is my hero!
December 18th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
“I didn’t know who the hell Chris Wragge was, so I looked him up (slow day at work) and it turns out this guy is married to Victoria Silverstedt. Good God! To hell with Tebow, Chris Wragge is my hero!”
Apparently it is past tense…they’re getting divorced.