Better Story: Ladies Loving Tebow or FSU Cheating?
College Football December 18th. 2007, 11:30am
It’s a photo of Tim Tebow with a nickel. He’s still got a ways to go to reach Brady Quinn status, that’s for sure. Heck, we’d take Ryan Howard’s girl over Tebow’s arm candy (unless, of course, Tebow brings this girl back).
The bowl games begin Thursday, so start to think about your picks. We’re going to post our predictions at some point in the next 48 hours, and that’s when you can chime in, too. Whoever picks the most winners (straight up, no spreads) wins a post to write about whatever the hell you want to. How irrelevant is the bowl season? Here’s what we open with: the San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia and the R+L Carriers New Orleans. Sheesh, we’d rather watch a rerun of the Charlie Brown Christmas.
In other news, about 20 FSU players will be suspended from the ‘Noles bowl game against Kentucky for cheating. No names have been released yet, but since the best players are usually not the best students, we can only assume a few starters will be out of action. Don’t bother trying to go and bet on the Wildcats, the game was already pulled off the board.
34 Responses to “Better Story: Ladies Loving Tebow or FSU Cheating?”
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December 18th, 2007 at 11:34 am
I’d take that chick over any of the three that were in those Quinn photos. He still has a ways to go before he reaches Howard status, but he is definitely off to a good start.
December 18th, 2007 at 11:37 am
I’d bang almost any chick any celebrity or sports star is with.
Except maybe Aaron Ross from the Giants fiancee, she was fugly
December 18th, 2007 at 11:46 am
Tight body, plain face, bad nose.
Tebow was probably Photoshopped in.
December 18th, 2007 at 11:49 am
That picture has all the ingredients of a photo op for the chick. She probably saw him at the pool, asked for a picture together and that was it. He is completely stiff (!) and awkward leaning in.
December 18th, 2007 at 11:50 am
I love it how there is a major story in this post about 20 FSU players being suspended, and we are analyzing the posture of Tebow.
December 18th, 2007 at 11:55 am
pkiguy -
It’s not really news when Free Shoes University runs afoul of rules around bowl season. Usually, around the time I finish my first gallon of egg nog this time of year, Bobby Bowden is stuttering in front of cameras defending something his players did.
December 18th, 2007 at 11:55 am
TBL loves tebow, plain and simple.
December 18th, 2007 at 11:56 am
Some thing is up with her face. However, that body is rockin. I’d do her with the lights off. Correction, I would do her either way.
December 18th, 2007 at 12:00 pm
In agreement all around. FSU always gets in trouble, so this isn’t a big deal (plus they are not in a major bowl, nor have they been good this year) and the girl is just very thin and nothing special.
Yes, big fan of Tebow. What’s not to love?
December 18th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
FSU is cheating just as much as ever, and they still suck? Bobby Bowden has lost his edge…
December 18th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
3 losses?
December 18th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Supposedly, this is Tim Tebow’s line: 29 TD passes, 22 rush TDs, 0 chicks banged. Kind of like a few of the people who post here, only Tebow chooses this lifestyle.
December 18th, 2007 at 12:23 pm
TBL has a fathead of tebow that he sleeps with
i prefer tebows first girl with the godzilla biscuits, those would be nice to put my face into
December 18th, 2007 at 12:24 pm
She’s a homeless person’s Layla Garrity
December 18th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
How in the hell do you get caught cheating on an internet exam?! The beauty of an internet exam is its an open note group test. You have to be incredibly stupid to get caught cheating on an internet exam.
There are rules that must be followed. At least change one or two of your answers per test, to avoid everyone submitting the same test. Also, the questions you change can not all be the same across the board. Finally, you have to submit your tests at different times throughout the day and make sure there is ample time between the time you log into the test and the time it is submitted. You want to give the illusion that you actually took the exam. It’s a dumb play to login with the answers, fill in all the questions and quickly submit the exam – time stamping will red flag you quickly.
December 18th, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Tebow has to be roided up.
December 18th, 2007 at 12:33 pm
Enough with Tebow, this has probably already been stated, but dont the Seminoles look like “The Program”?
@sundevil- wow, that is probably why i should stop hiring paralegals with an online degree. great stuff.
December 18th, 2007 at 12:54 pm
@ The412 – “Supposedly, this is Tim Tebow’s line: 29 TD passes, 22 rush TDs, 0 chicks banged. Kind of like a few of the people who post here…”
I’m married so I’ve also got 0 chicks banged this season too. I’ll take the rest of Tebow’s line though.
December 18th, 2007 at 1:09 pm
What you don’t know, is that before this picture was taken, this girl was in a wheelchair. Tim Tebow’s powers know no bounds.
December 18th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
+1 Sean John
December 18th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
sorry…Sean Jean
December 18th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
My favorite pic is still the one of Tebow with The Titty Monster. I’m sure her dad hasn’t had a full nights sleep since she hit puberty.
December 18th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
i pray that drew weatherford was one of the busted players.
December 18th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
@ #16
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MRxvjibSguQ
He’s not ‘roided up. He’s just a beast.
December 18th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
That shrub above her head makes it look like she has her hair all piled on top of her head like some Amish woman.
Petite, dark haired girl with a black string bikini? Sign me up.
December 18th, 2007 at 1:53 pm
TBL doesn’t like her b/c her ass isn’t the size of Rhode Island.
December 18th, 2007 at 2:18 pm
you’re all crazy, i’d hit it
December 18th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
Tebow is so good, he might win Rookie of the Year for the Washington Wizards.
December 18th, 2007 at 2:58 pm
True – everyone here would hit it, no questions asked. If she approaches you in a bar and shows interest, you’re taking that home.
December 18th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
Paterno and Bowden have both lost control, which is no surprise. Kids are afraid of “dad”, no one is afraid of “grandpa”. FSU has always had a few sketchy guys, but now a full quarter of PSU starters are currently charged with felonies.
December 18th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
@TBL: Taking her home? That’s a last resort. If I can accomplish the goal elsewhere (park, back of an old Chevy, etc) I will. I don’t want the crazies to know where I live.
December 18th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
Funny stuff, Sundevil.
December 18th, 2007 at 4:55 pm
i’m petitioning for a sweet 16 of sorts once we have enough athletes and their boob candy.
TBL, yes, no?
December 18th, 2007 at 7:32 pm
Dirty Sanchez: My favorite pic is still the one of Tebow with The Titty Monster. I’m sure her dad hasn’t had a full nights sleep since she hit puberty.
Or since he gave her the money for the implants.
Whoa, Timmay. I do believe I would hit it.