Mailbag: 2008 Edition
Blogging January 4th. 2008, 2:55pm
Some of these have been held due to laziness on our account. We haven’t attached your names to these, which may or may not be a good thing. For future reference, if you’d like to see your names on these, then maybe put MAILBAG in the subject. This can probably be a bi-monthly segment, like ESPN the Magazine or something. Below, your comments are in italics, and ours are bolded. We didn’t clean up the spelling or grammar.
Did you catch PTI Thursday? You have to check out what Dan Lebartard said about the Dolphins team. He basically stated that it wasn’t Cameron’s fault that they are a bad team. The real reason is that they have a Somoan, Morman and latino on the field. Kornheiser didn’t say anything to him. I don’t usually care what these idiots say, but espn really tried to start a controversy with Phil Jacksons comments. Yet they allow this on the air and LeBatard will not get any negative attention from it. Maybe before the wwl goes after other people that make an off color remark, they should clean up their own trash.
TBL: Here’s the link, so judge for yourself, but the William H. Macy comment alone lets LeBatard off the hook.
I don’t have a link for you or anything, but I’m listening to NFL Radio’s Late Hits on Sirius, which is cohosted by Jerry Rice. Apparently Late Hits invited Randy Moss to be on the program, in part to talk about the Pats season, but it felt implied, also to speak of Moss breaking Rice’s record, despite playing in 4 less games–a point that was brought up at about 10.20, central. That he declined to appear on the program resulted in a mini-rant by Rice expressing his disatisfaction with Moss, specifically that Moss did not defer “respect” to Rice with regards to the record.
TBL: Knew there was a reason Rice got those cornrows. He needs to gully-it-up if he wants to get in Randy’s head.
I know you’re into politics, have you been watching the MSNBC coverage? Kind of biased, but they were talking about how well Obama scored by going on Leno, while Hilary didn’t do as well on Letterman. Thought that was kind of funny. I live in Iowa and while its neat to have everyone here, but its just been getting to be too much lately. Get them out to New Hampshire.
They’re saying Obama took the women vote? Not good for Hillary!!
TBL: Yup, that women’s vote is troubling, but more importantly, do you know if Chuck and Scarlett hooked up in Des Moines?
I am not sure if you have heard about this yet, but I figured I would give you guys a heads up. There are murmors that due to a loophole in the federal sentencing rules, Mike Vick may be able to get a full 12 months taken off his sentence. Vick, obviously, tested positive for marijuana shortly before his sentencing. Additionally, during his sentencing his attorney, somewhat curiously, made a point of explaining how Vick has a lot of personal issues and has always “self medicated” to deal with them, and his “medicine” of choice was marijuana.
According to federal sentencing rules, if an inmate enters into the Residential Drug Abuse Treatment Program he is eligible to take a full year off of his sentence, no matter what the original length of the sentence is. I am going to interview a federal prosecutor tomorrow to get the full details, but I wanted to give you a heads-up beforehand. Additionally, about 10 years ago someone close to my family received a 31 month federal sentence. When he entered into the RDATP due to alcoholism, he did in fact get a full 12 months taken off his sentence. So I know that this program exists, I am just not sure why no one is bringing this up.
TBL: We don’t know if the guy who sent us this is still alive, but we could smell the alcohol on his breath … through the email.
I could swear I heard Bob Ley’s guest during the Charles Dolan piece on Outside The Lines talk about “playing shitty hockey.” Maybe you can reach out to your blogosphere network and see if someone TIVO’d it.
TBL: Blasphemy. Bob Ley doesn’t swear, belch, or fart.
In case you missed it……………..a little after 11AM Sunday, Dec. 16, Berman threw it to a lady named Nix who was to report on the “huge weather story developing in Foxboro.” Miss Nix proceeded to say that things are a “disaster” at the stadium (yes, she used the word disaster). She then told us that although it is less than 2 hours until kickoff, “the tarp is still on the field.” She said that several Patriot players had come out to warm up and had to go back in because “the tarp is still on the field.” Here is the fun part…..during her whole report we could see the field behind her and…..THE TARP WAS NOT ON THE FIELD. It was obviously uncovered.
Oh, and of course espn had a graphic on the screen at the same time…..it said ‘Foxboro Tarp is still on the field’
TBL: Maybe this was all coded, to disguise the true disaster: Bristol was the stadium, and Berman was the tarp?
I just wanted to provide you with some quick insight from another die-hard baseball fan. In short, I could careless. The media has made me immune to the steroid controversy in baseball. When ESPN or some other network starts blaring a story about steroids, I just change the channel.
In my eyes, Mitchell has zero credibility. He has too strong of ties to the Boston Red Sox. I work in the finance industry, if the SEC tried to pull an investigation like this they would lose very ounce of credibility they have ever had (I’m assuming they still have credibility, but that is an argument for another time). It’s like having a former Fortune 500 CEO investigate corporate America for fraud - laughable!
Back to the point, when the Mitchell report comes out, I will look at the names. Some may catch me off guard, but I won’t care. I’m over this whole mess. Baseball players used steroids for a variety of reasons; some justifiable, some not. Like trying to come back from a potential career ending injury - baseball’s their meal ticket, I get it. The media is going to make a huge deal out of it. I really think a larger number than is expected of fans are not going to pay attention to this non-sense. All they’re doing is arming the fans with more poster board material to hold up at games against an opposing player. When it comes down too it, fans are going to still love the game. Does baseball have a black eye from this? No. Baseball has done much more horrible things in the past.
Truthfully, I think baseball is just trying to protect their anti-trust exemption. It makes a lot of sense. The last thing they want is Rep. Waxman threatening to have a discussion about their anti-trust exemption status. What better way to protect baseball’s golden ticket than to have an “investigation” into the “mass” steroid use in baseball. It’s genius really. To top it off baseball uses a former Senator, because that “instantly” brings credibility to the investigation!
TBL: Cheating is in fact cool - how else would we have gotten through French 2 in high school?
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January 4th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Hmmm, perhaps I need to send another e-mail claiming to be mother of some drunk slut at a sports star party.
January 4th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
You struggled with French in High School? C’est non, TBL!
January 4th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
I struggled with French in college, and I have a French Stepdad, don’t hurt me lohur!?!?
January 4th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
if lebatard was working for the nfl network or fox sports, your ears would be bleeding with the outrage coming from the WWL.
what is most ignorant about the comment is that steve young, pro football hall of fame and fellow bspn employee, is a mormon.
maybe lebatard should just stick to “drinking with sammy.”
January 4th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Oops, I’m meant to say “Ce ne pas vrai!”
Now I’m struggling with my french. Gotta lay off the alcohol.
January 4th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
cbh49er, I could understand struggling with French in college (one quarter/semester is equal to about a year of high school french). The part I can’t explain is high school. Its remedial.
By the way, I bet you had the best artisan bread in your neighborhood if your French Stepfather baked it.
January 4th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
um…didnt a law come out or something that said everything called ‘french’ must be now called ‘freedom?’
pardon my freedom but dan lebatard is a dipshit.
January 4th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Jimmy- That is the 2nd time you defended mormons in as many days. One may begin to suspect you of wearing the holy undergarments.
January 4th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
I thought that was a fascinating tidbit on Vick, too bad TBL pooh poohed it. Are you just going to be making fun of these e-mails or actually responding? Just want to know so I don’t have to read next time.
January 4th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Haha thanks for letting it slide lohur.
My Stepdad has never baked Artisan bread for me, I don’t get to see him much, he lives in Texas and has become a Cowboys fan.
A French, Cowboys fan, perhaps the most evil combination in American history
January 4th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Owl X - they’re only holy if you wear them too long.
January 4th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
TBL - Are you going to have Shirley send these guys a buck twenty-five?
January 4th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
On the SAT if you put Chuck Norris for every answer you will score over 8000
January 4th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
cbh49er - A French Cowboys fan, huh? He probably thinks he’s just assimilating into our culture. Don’t you tell him anything different.
January 4th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
cheating is awesome. im more disappointed in the the players who DIDNT take roids. if they werent testing, what the hell were they waiting for? where is the commitment. pussies.
January 4th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
wouldnt a french pats fan be the new worst combo? eh, cowboys/steelers/pats, theyre all the same.
January 4th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Irish-
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
January 4th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
That guy on OTL definitely said “Playing shitty hockey”. I didn’t think the show was live, but at least Bob Ley’s beginning to lose his cherubic innocence now.
January 4th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
January 4th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
RS - You’re right. I should have got all journalisticky and asked:
a) where are you hearing this?
b) do you have a link to the loophole in question
Or, i could have looked it up myself. I got lazy. Perhaps i can do that this weekend … since someone else is blogging on TBL!!!
January 4th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
I know something worse than a French Patriots fan.
An American Zidane fan.
Wouldnt that be the ultimate treason ?
January 4th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply…Chuck Norris
January 4th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
owl x, you the man
January 4th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
January 4th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
I am an American Zidane fan, own his jersey and everything, courtesy of the French, Cowboy fan, Stepdad
January 4th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Yeah…umm…I think this “Mailbag” feature needs to be tweaked so it is actually a) informative or b) funny if you are not going to attempt either I think I would hang this baby up and go back to scantily clad women who may have rubbed up against the cock of some athlete.
January 4th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
zidane? no, hes the only frenchman to show some balls, bashing that dude with his dome was pretty fuckin sweet.
January 4th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
scantily clad women who may have rubbed up against the cock of some athlete.
Oh come on…who wants to see that nonsense? More jock straps and pacifiers!
January 4th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Not to hate TBL but I have to agree with RomanWarHelmet
January 4th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
No Irish, Chuck Norris is.
January 4th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Chuck Norris for Vice President
January 4th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
People like rubbing athlete’s cocks?
January 4th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
friday afternoons on TBL get a little nutty.
January 4th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Where’d everybody go?
January 4th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
*Looks around*
*Shuffles feet*
Okay, time to go home.
January 4th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
January 4th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Man, chuck norris jokes are as in style as Brady’s chain. I sure am glad hey keep getting tossed around.
January 4th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
a little playoff football hype for tomorrow
cmon one more post
January 4th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Steven Seagal > Chuck Norris
January 4th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Re: Vick and substance abuse treatment:
http://www.bop.gov/inmate_programs/substance.jsp
I’m no lawyer (I just play one on TV) but it looks like ’tis so.
January 4th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
I love copying someone else’s jokes from a website and repeating them on here
January 4th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
That’s why its so funny. Don’t jump in and rain on our parade. Chuck Norris just won the Republican Iowa Caucus. That’s enough reason to bring up old jokes. Go home an kick your dogs and leave the fun to us.
January 4th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Bob Ley does so fart, it’s just unusually dignified and smells like candied apples!
January 4th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
Le Betard just made a very ambiguous apology for that remark about Miami. Kornheiser let him know he was an idiot.
So, apparently they caught some heat somewhere.
January 4th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
Le Betard just made a very ambiguous apology for that remark about Miami. Kornheiser let him know he was an idiot.
So, apparently they caught some heat somewhere.
January 4th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
LeBatard was backtracking on his radio show. He didn’t apologize, but said that some of the “envelope pushing” he does on his radio show might not be appopriate on TV.
January 4th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
I can’t believe LeBatard passed up a chance to blame it all on Saban.
January 5th, 2008 at 9:41 am
Jason Bourne > Chuck Norris > Wonder Woman > Steven Segal
January 5th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
“Yup, that women’s vote is troubling”
Lousy 19th Amendment! (I kid, I kid.)
January 5th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
I sent the Vick email. I am still alive. And now Yahoo! is on the story. Not sure why TBL played me on this, and I wish they would have followed up, because it would have been really cool to see the best sports blog there is to have this story before any other publication. No worries though.