This fan cannot be thrilled with the loss of the NFL’s second-leading rusher to a broken leg last night in a romp over St. Louis. Can the man who become an instant legend for crapping in the closet of a female’s dorm room while in college shoulder the load? Sorry for the bad pun play, but it’s kind of impossible to avoid it here. Poop Davenport rushed for 124 yards and scored twice in the win. Ben Roethlisberger had a tremendous game against a ghastly defense (three TD passes). Have you stopped staring at that tank yet? Not even all the poop talk can veer your eyes away from the photo! But if this beast can bring a smile to the face of one Steeler fan who cried himself to sleep last night over the loss of Parker’s injury, then our work here is done.

Postgame Thoughts (Behind the Curtain)