When D Wade is getting undressed by flash-in-the-pan, all-I-can-do-is-jump guys like Louis Williams, you know it’s time to  avoid talking about the Heat for a minute. Poor D Wade. Just get healthy, man.

Atlanta 107, Indiana 95 – Too late to hop on the Hawks bandwagon? Yeah, we want on. All five starters in double figures and the Landlord brought 10 and 10 off the bench. We do wish they would go back to these radical jerseys, though. Wonder what Jamaal Tinsley’s bodyguard thought of the rout?

Orlando 110, New York 96 – Isiah, you got it all wrong – Eddy Curry should be coming off the bench, not Zach Randolph. Either way, this team still plays no defense. The Magic shot 53 percent from the field, and Hedo the All-Star went for 26-6-6 and Rashard Lewis added 25 as Orlando improved to 19-11, keeping the hot Hawks at bay.

San Antonio 94, Chicago 79 – Tim Duncan shoots 2-for-9 and Manu Ginobili misses the game with a finger injury, so you figure the Bulls have a shot, right? Yup, and Susan Ward (SFW, barely) is begging us to take her out. Amazingly, the sorry Bulls are only 2.5 games out of the 8th playoff spot! Ha! Would love to see them sneak in and take down the Orlando Magic in the first round.

Utah 99, Dallas 90 – Rarely do you see a 16-0 run to start the game. It was a hole the Mavs never were able to crawl out of. Carlos Boozer led everyone with 21, and including a late flurry to improve the Jazz to 10-2 in Dennis Rodman’s favorite city.

Boston 89, Sacramento 69 – Golfer chick Natalie Gulbis was at the game and received a bigger ovation than Dustin Pedroia of the Red Sox. On the court this was never close, and it won’t be when the Celtics are shooting 11-for-22 from three.