Kristin Bell is beyond blowing up – Heroes will do that to you – but somebody sent us a screengrab from her new movie, which was made by the dudes who churned out Knocked Up and Superbad, so we’ll see it … not that it really matters, but we’ve heard about a few people doing the master cleanse, and we’re going to give it a shot. So today, we begin working up to it by eating nothing. Just water. Can’t even add Crystal Light. We’ll probably pass out by 4 pm or be forced to tear open the 5-pound bag of Haribo Gummi bears we got for X-Mas … at the movies, we play this game with the wife where after the preview, we look at each other and nod one way or the other about whether we want to see a movie. It’s lame, yet fun. We gave this new Rachel Bilson flick a yes; she was indifferent … a follow-up photo to Thursday’s post on Steve Nash hanging with preggo and newly-engaged (boo) Jessica Alba …

And now, it’s a debate: ladykiller Jason Campbell or ageless Todd Collins? (Scott Van Pelt Style)

That idiot Ravens fan who spent all that time on the roof? Jailed for missing child support payments. (Ebony Bird)

Totally forget to mention this Thursday – Roger Mason is killin’ it for the Wizards? (Truth About it)

Bob Costas bought an $11 million pad, and is now neighbors with Denzel! (Page Six)

University of Illinois won’t tell the general public (which helps pays the University’s bills) who the 400 people are that received tickets to the Rose Bowl. (Sun-Times)

Sure, everyone’s in love with Jason Garrett, but uh, how hard is it to be successful when you’ve got a Hall of Fame WR, a first-round pick at RB, another RB that was projected to be an NFL starter, and a record-setting college tight end? Just sayin’. (USA Today)

A record-setting high school football player is 5-foot-9, 160-pounds and he will attend Yale. (Hartford Courant)

Reason to care about the Orange Bowl? (Lion in Oil)

A kid who could barely read or write at 17 is now playing basketball at St. John’s. (NY Times)

Exhaustive look (with video!) at the highlights from the 2007 college football season. (All-American Football League)

Pretty weak commercials involving Dirk and JT. (You Been Blinded)

Ranking the best Nintendo games of all-time, though Tecmo Bowl seems a bit low. (Love of Sports)

When someone gets a bowling bag for Christmas, you know they are serious about the sport. (Cousins of Ron Mexico)