“All bleepin’ year!” – Tom Brady. (At the :39 second mark)

Atlanta 44, Seattle 41 – Chris Redman had a career fourth quarter – three TD passes in a span of 1:37 (aided by a Seneca Wallace fumble and interception) as the Falcons won a meaningless shootout in an empty dome in a feckless sports city.

Houston 42, Jacksonville 28 – How rad is this: Andre Davis ran a kickoff back for the score to end the first half … and he did the same to open the second half. Quinn Gray threw four TD passes and the Jags rested Freddy T and MJD.

Green Bay 34, Detroit 13 – That whole Mike Martz thing didn’t turn out too well. A genius he is not. Millen, you’re on the clock for a WR.

Chicago 33, New Orleans 25 – So what’s the offseason move, keep the bearded Kyle Orton and cut Sexy Rex? Who cares! Devin Hester caught a TD pass and ran a punt back for the score, so the smart move is to put him under center and just run the option.

Cleveland 20, San Francisco 7 – The Browns have done their part. Now, all the Colts have to do is win or tie the Titans, and we’ll get to see Brady Quinn holding a clipboard in the postseason! Quinn buckled the chin strap for the first time in his career in a game that mattered – 3-for-8, 45 yards.

Cincinnati 38, Miami 25 – Hey, whaddya know – Chad Johnson showed up against a crappy opponent and caught two TD passes! Look beyond the stats, people.

Philadelphia 17, Buffalo 9 – Damn Eagles close the season with a push.

Carolina 31, Tampa Bay 23 – How can you not love Week 17 when Luke McCown is slugging it out with Matt Moore? How cute: Vinny T got to take the last snap, culminating a brilliant, colorblind career. Today a victory; tomorrow, cashing social security checks.