Not fans of Lindsay Lohan anymore, but something about this myspace photo of her is mildly alluring … we assume only a few of you are at work today, so we’ll get the posts up early and often and head for the bottle around noon … we hate it when people say that Tiffani Thiessen was “fat” or even “chubby” – she was always phenomenal … photos of Tom Brady out partying (read: walking in the street, somewhat bewildered) Sunday night after beating the Giants … the is-Jen-Aniston-preggo stuff doesn’t interest us, but her rear end certainly does … Conan, Letterman and Leno are back, but do you care? …

The skanky-looking chick with bad fake boobs who partied with Jim Leyritz the night he got plastered and got in a drunk driving accident that killed a mother of two. (Busted Coverage)

Sure, Nate McMillian sounds like a mad genius for instituting a drill that got his players hating one another in the preseason. (Can’t Stop the Bleeding)

Everyone used the headline “Sweet 16.” (Joe Sports Fan)

In the UK, skiing drunk is popular. (Daily Telegraph via Fark)

Perhaps this is the season Marvin Williams stops being a tweener and starts being a factor. (True Hoop)

Canseco, blah, blah, book, blah, blah, SI writer, blah, blah. (Steroid Nation)

Some year-end awards. (Ken Dorsey’s Jock Strap)

Was Colin Cowherd blowing us up the biggest sports blog story of the year? (Ballhype)

Texas, home of the quarterbacks! (ESPN)

Not sure how we missed this, but … Tiki Barber, overrated? (Cousins of Ron Mexico)

Was Tom Brady’s son at Saturday’s game to watch him break records and guide the Pats to 16-0? (Inside Track)

You talk generous, you have to talk NFL Network. (Meaningful Collateral)

Think about Biggie and then cue up, “I’ll be missing you” by Puffy when reading this. (Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Blog)

The city (well, just the media) that pushed out Chad Pennington is already turning on Kellen Clemens. (NY Post)