SI.com has a pretty rad feature up this week - the best players in college football history … by numbers. Deion Sanders, according to SI, is the best player in college football history to wear No. 2. Understandable.

But at No. 5, SI chose Reggie Bush … which might make sense to whippersnappers, until you look at who the runner-up was: Notre Dame living legend Paul Hornung. Has Beano Cook been made aware of this? It’s probably a good idea to hide it from the old coot. He will not be pleased.

Other ruminations: nice perm, Dan Marino, the Rocket got the shaft, Herschel > Bo?, no Michael Irvin (!), and is Merlin Olsen still announcing? Loved when he worked with Bob Trumpy on NBC in the 80s.