Yeah, it might be time to hit the panic button in big D. Because Tony Romo is in Mexico during the bye-week showing Jessica Simpson the little D. From FLYNET ONLINE:

 

Check out Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo vacationing in Mexico yesterday along with some of Romo’s fellow football players and Jessica’s parents, Joe and Tina. When the two lovers arrived, Jessica couldn’t keep her hands off of the quarterback’s ass. Better keep the PDA on the low near the parents Jessica! Don’t forget about your wholesome upbringing!

Riiiiight. I’m pretty sure Joe Simpson is standing at the foot of the bed giving Romo crib notes during particularly romantic evenings, so a little pat on the bum shouldn’t be that big a deal.

Anyway, I think these pictures should prove that the wonder kid should be sufficiently distracted for next week’s divisional round game.

Update from TBL before I even published this originally: More pictures. (Sweet Kisses) Ed Note: Jessica Simpson fan sites are super cool.

Here’s a closeup of the hand-to-butt shenanigans. Why I’ve never!

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Like, what sport do you play again?

Must. Not. Kill.

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