Are Dallas Fans More Concerned With Romo’s Run-For-The-Border or TO’s Ankle?
Athletes and Celebrities, NFL January 8th. 2008, 3:19pm
What we know: Tony Romo (and teammates!) scampered off to Cabo with Jessica Simpson, her friends and her parents last weekend. This is a big deal in Dallas. Once we linked up the photos Saturday morning and the story spread like a Spears sister, Cowboy Country hit DEFCON three. It turned into a full-blown crisis Monday, when Wade Phillips spent considerable time discussing Romo’s run-for-the-border at a press conference.
But since the game is played on the field, and not in Jessica’s pants, the talk today has turned to the status of Terrell Owens’ ankle. (Mr. Herd is not a fan.) TO has been locked in his hyperbaric chamber for three weeks, and hopes to emerge Sunday healthy and ready to torch a mediocre Giants secondary.
That’s where it gets dicey. All the home teams are favored this weekend, but all the home teams winning this round almost never happens (anyone want to look that up?), meaning somebody’s going to get lucky on the road. It seems unlikely that either New England or Indy will lose at home. Which leaves Dallas and Green Bay as potential targets. You factor in the Owens injury, and the fact that the Giants’ offense had some success against the Cowboys in two regular season meetings, and … it doesn’t quite spell disaster, but you can bet your bottom dollar that if the Cowboys lose, and Owens plays, Jessica Simpson will be Public Enemy No. 1 in Texas. While we find it ridiculous that Romo could get ripped for not being “focused” the week prior to the playoffs, we are mildly curious what Brett Favre and Peyton Manning (old, married men) were doing last weekend. We already know what Senor Brady was up to.
Jessica and Tony’s Mexican getaway! (Flynet)
Phillips unfazed by players Mexican getaway (Hashmarks)
Jessica’s Mexican Holiday Continues! (Flynet)
EARLIER: The Cowboys are so done – Romo’s Mexican Vacation
32 Responses to “Are Dallas Fans More Concerned With Romo’s Run-For-The-Border or TO’s Ankle?”
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January 8th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
But since the game is played on the field, and not in Jessica’s pants
Yeah, there’s no grass on her field anyway…
/Joe Simpson
January 8th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
I don’t see the difference in him banging Simpson in Mexico or Dallas. 1) It’s only a 4 or 5 hour flight, 2) Papa Joe was going to be around either way, and 3)Witten has always gotten Romo’s sloppy seconds.
TO will be fine. The whole wondering whether he is going to play or not thing has happened a few times in his career and he almost always plays. Call him what you want, but he’s a tough SOB.
Goodness, it’s only Tuesday. I can only guess the conspiracy theories that will be out on Thursday.
January 8th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
As overplayed as the Spears sisters are, that line was priceless. Well played, TBL, well played.
January 8th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Manning is no golden boy. He just happens to work in Naptown and there is no gossip column, no negative media there, nor would the NFL let their ad machine be portrayed as a southern yokel that asks girls if they “Wanna touch it” in his drawl.
January 8th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
id be more worried about a guy with not a whole lot of NFL experience going on some trip rather than worrying about a division rival who can easily beat you than a proven NFL vet who knows how to get his body to recover (whoo, that is one long string of BS).
i wouldnt be surprised to see the Giants beat the Cowboys pretty handily.
January 8th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
There were a couple good one-liners in there TBL.
I have become convinced the Giants will beat the Cowboys, think the other favorites will win ouright.
However, am I the only one that is possibly picking all of the underdogs to cover?
January 8th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
The Giants should invite Nick Lachey to the game. They’d win by 50 points.
January 8th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
cbh…i think so. i dont see the colts losing to a gates-less chargers team in the RCA dome. other than that, jax, NYG and Sea all could win.
January 8th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
then again…you said cover. 8.5 is a lot, but gates is still out, so i dunno.
is today over yet?
January 8th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
I think you mean hyperbaric chamber. This is a “hyperbolic” chamber.
January 8th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
83tilinfinity beat me to the punch…
January 8th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
now that’s a great line.
January 8th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
joe simpson gives me the creeps
January 8th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
He should sing the National Anthem.
Irish-You contracted something from Joe Simpson? Lucky dog.
January 8th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Jessica Simpson sucks. Joe Simpson swallows. Put those together and you’ve got Romo all wobbly-legged and whatnot for the big game.
January 8th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
The bigger concern here is my inability to motoboat her funbags and bend her over assorted furniture before her vageen looks like low-hanging beef curtains.
January 8th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Considering that Romo shat the bed in last year’s play-offs and knowing that this would be a HUGE story, one might think he would have the intelligence to bang his ho in the good old U.S. of A. in the privacy of his crib. This is really much ado about nothing…but it does indicate to me that the QB is not terribly bright.
January 8th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
I miss T.O.’s crazy publicist/stripper/prostitute. Someone needs to give her a TV show or something.
January 8th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Thanks for the visual, Ben..
January 8th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Thanks 83. Yeesh, that’s a bad gaffe
January 8th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Anytime guinness, anytime.
January 8th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Low hanging beef curtains, low hanging beef curtains…that sounds familiar.
Oh yeah, Fridays at the caf in college…
/nausea
January 8th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
ben, only you could make a brown man blush.
even though im not brown, it still applies.
January 8th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
thats the type of women that ben gets
roast beef pussy
January 8th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
i on the other hand, prefer corn beef pussy
January 8th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
…and, on that note…i end my workday!
January 8th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Any bandwagon that is shared by Skip Bayless and Eli Manning you can count me out. Ill take the Cowboys
January 8th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
In 2003 and 2005 all the home teams won, but you’re right it rarely happens.
January 8th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
I think it says something about the mental state of Cowboys fans that Romo’s “relationship” with Jessica Simpson has reached such worrying levels.
Ask Patriots fans if they care if Brady dumps Giselle and hooks up with Jessica Biel and Scarlett Johannson and you’ll get shrugs. They know it doesn’t matter.
I guess it goes back to how distant that last SB run was. If Romo is flat and tired and gets beaten by Eli Manning and the Giants, it won’t matter what happens. Jessica Simpson will be the most hated woman in Texas.
January 8th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
After hanging with Carrie Underwood and judging beauty pageants, last summer, Romo was supposedly losing focus. He lost focus to the tune of 4,000 yds, 36 TDs, and 13 wins. I think he will be fine this weekend.
January 8th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Home teams are 53-15 in the divisional round since 1990. Thanks TMQ
January 8th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
TO has shown he is willing to sacrifice himself for a team, coming back early from an injury to put on the performance that kept the Eagles in the superbowl.
Romo has shown he can blow a playoff game.
If they lose, you can bet the latter will take the blame even if TO doesn’t play, and rightfully so.