Ballin’: This Month’s Impressive Knicks Win
NBA January 9th. 2008, 9:46am
Animal Crakers, by request. Recently, we have noticed airlines are handing them out as a snack. It seems someone near us always gets gassy from them.
New York 105, Chicago 100 – If you awoke from a coma around 10:15 last night, and the TV in your room went to the Knicks-Bulls game, and all you saw was the fourth quarter, then your first reaction would be, ‘great to see the Knicks among the league’s best again!’ because New York outscored Chicago 27-12 on the road, and Jamal Crawford and Stephon Marbury were incredible (seriously!) in the final 12 minutes as NY snapped a seven-game losing streak.
Los Angeles Lakers 117, Memphis 101: Bummer about how exciting rookie Juan Carlos Navarro has been reduced to a 10-minute man now that Mike Conley (11 points, six assists) is back, but here’s the real surprise: Kobe has only topped 40 points once this season (in the opener), but at this point last season, he had done so six times.
Houston 92, Washington 84: Yao scored 21 points, and the Rockets defensive must have been stifling, because when Luther Head and Rafer Alston carry the scoring load (39 points combined!) with T-Mac on the shelf, consider it a lucky win.
Cleveland 95, Seattle 79: Anderson Varejao came off the bench to score 14 points as the Cavs won their fourth in a row and improved to 9-5 with Sideshow Bob in the lineup.
Sacramento 104, Orlando 100: The Magic have lost three in a row, but this one was especially humbling because the best road team in the NBA had to stage an incredible rally just to make this one close, and the Kings were without their top two scorers.
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January 9th, 2008 at 9:47 am
Somehow I don’t find it impressive beating a 13-20 team but that’s just me.
January 9th, 2008 at 9:49 am
Animal Crackers are delicious dipped in cool whip.
January 9th, 2008 at 9:51 am
cavs are dangerous, and not just because they beat up on a shitty seattle team. their defense is light-years better than last year’s team, and with sideshow back, they just strangle finesse teams.
its boring as fuck to watch.
January 9th, 2008 at 9:51 am
You forgot to mention how the Heat got spanked by the freaking Timberwolves. God they are awful.
January 9th, 2008 at 9:52 am
now the magic are in trouble with the next road games.@LAC, @DEN, @ UTAH and those teams are no push over at home. if they lose those three, that will make it 6 loses in a row. they are presently still third in the east, but if they dont make this road swing 50-50, the cavs may creep up the standings along with the wizards.
at least they will make it in the playoffs and give some team a rough time in the first round
January 9th, 2008 at 9:54 am
Shaq needs to apologize to Miami and its fans and retire. He’s got nothing left and he is taking them to the woodshed with his contract.
January 9th, 2008 at 9:57 am
I try to be inebriated during most flights and I remember yelling something akin to “Fucking A, animal crackers!” when the stewardess came around. Everyone my age and under laughed, the rest rolled their eyes.
January 9th, 2008 at 9:59 am
Irish – Do you see why I never got on the Orlando bandwagon? And it is even worse when you look at the Sactown starting lineup:
Brad Miller – C
John Salmons – G
Beno Udrih – G
Mikki Moore – F
Francisco Garcia – F
If i tell you the bench players, you’ll laugh: Quincy Douby and Dhantay Jones are the only two who played 10 or more. And if the Magic don’t make a massive run in the fourth, this is a 15-point rout.
January 9th, 2008 at 9:59 am
We’re impressed Ben.
January 9th, 2008 at 10:00 am
The Celtics couldn’t even find room for Dahntay Jones or their IR this preseason.
January 9th, 2008 at 10:01 am
God bless you Dornoch, your compliments are what keep me going.
January 9th, 2008 at 10:02 am
I wish T-Mac would just go on the IR for the rest of the year. He is killing my fantasy team.
January 9th, 2008 at 10:11 am
Why is R. Kelly staring at me in one of your ads?
January 9th, 2008 at 10:14 am
The pink frosted ones in the pink bag are the best. cookie. ever. Really though if you call a bag of cookies a “snack” you have some major issues, like being a fat ass.
January 9th, 2008 at 10:15 am
lucky win!?!? Granted, Rafer sucks… but Yao and the rest of the Rockets know how to play team basketball. They are running now and playing adequate defense. It’s no longer all about T-Mac. And this is a good thing.
January 9th, 2008 at 10:18 am
The little boxes that looked like circus cars were awesome.
/basketball analysis
January 9th, 2008 at 10:23 am
The sugar coated animal crackers, the ones dipped in white and pink sugar, will send you into a diabetic shock. It’s so worth it because they’re so damn tasty!
@Ben: It’s flight attendant not stewardess. I learned that the hard way when I dropped “hey stewie, can I get another cold one?†Didn’t go over too well with the attendant population on the flight to Dallas.
January 9th, 2008 at 10:25 am
no team plays harder than Sacto. They’re a college team. they’ve proven all year you can’t just show up and beat them, but teams are still trying to do just that (clev, orl). luckily clev turned it on late and won.
@Spence: The lineup of LBJ, boobie, AV, Z, and Devin can beat anyone. When gooden, sasha, and larry are out there, the cavs struggle mightily (go figure).
still, their D is nowhere near where it was last season. it was a layup fest for sacto on friday, and the toronto showing was a disgrace. i still think they’ll be fine, though, and settle into the 3 seed by the end of the season.
January 9th, 2008 at 10:27 am
Agreed on both counts sundevil, those white and pink cookies were so damn good, but I haven’t had any in years. As far as flight attendant vs. stewardess, I don’t really care, but if it leads to speedier service and animal cracker cookies, I’ll call them whatever they want.
January 9th, 2008 at 10:30 am
ben since your in the mood to comment this morning, comment on your basketball knowledge
January 9th, 2008 at 10:34 am
So Reggie Theus is honoring Hang Time well so far?
He probably was shocked when the gym was bigger than my cubicle. I used to love how small the court was on that show.
January 9th, 2008 at 10:34 am
irish, you’re just so damn cute, I want to give you a hug.
Hmmmm, I like watching occasionally, but don’t follow closely enough to offer any real analysis. Football, baseball, and yes, golf, are my sports. I grew up liking the Bulls during the Jordan heyday, so watching them suck balls so far this year is upsetting, but that’s about it.
January 9th, 2008 at 10:36 am
i wanted to see if you had any insight on the nuggets out there
they play the magic soon
thats all ben
calm down
January 9th, 2008 at 10:40 am
Nick P…their D so far has been shit, but last night was just ridiculous. there was no lane at all and, even with larry out there, the perimeter passing lanes are sketchy too. i think they’re rounding into form defensively, and with lebron actually giving a shit on the D end, theyre going to be way better off.
i shouldve clarified myself (im trying to kick my caffeine addiction) and said ‘moving forward,’ because before this, theyve sucked. but the last few games have been refreshing.
January 9th, 2008 at 10:42 am
ben…there’s no reason to be ashamed of following golf (especially when youre a full blown addict). as long as youre not in a PGA fantasy league, youre fine.
January 9th, 2008 at 10:45 am
Because I follow the NBA about as much as I do the American Gladiators (ZERO)…
Is the parity in the East standings a result of two or three tremendous teams or just the East is full of shitty teams again?
With that said…West teams don’t seem to have the killer records again this year. Is this because there are a lot good teams killing each other or has the quality of teams gone down in West?
January 9th, 2008 at 10:52 am
Spencer, safe to say that I most certainly am not in a PGA fantasy league. However, I may be taking off the Friday of the Ryder Cup so as to view the first day in its entirety.
irish, I don’t know much of the Nuggets.
January 9th, 2008 at 11:03 am
ben…ill probably be doing the same thing, Ryder Cup is some awesome shit. i took a Friday off thsi year to stay home and watch the US Open and smoke weed all day. totally worth it.
January 9th, 2008 at 11:13 am
Excellent, I’m glad to see I’m not alone on this.
January 9th, 2008 at 11:49 am
Hopefully Woody Austin will be on that US Ryder Cup team.
January 9th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Agreed, if only for the actual displays of emotion and balls that the other golfers don’t like to do.
January 9th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Valhalla has a bunch of water hazards. That’s all I was thinking about.
January 9th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
woody + calc = best pres cup team for the US. azinger better replicate that.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Don’t you mean, Woody + Phil?
Calc didn’t make the squad.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
yea, that’s what i meant. i was watching an old tivo of the Merrill Lynch shootout last night where Woody and Calc teamed up.
basically, woody + anyone = a win.
January 9th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
@Magglio
Fudge Stripes are the best cookie ever in my opinion, but the pink frosted animal cookies are probably the second or third best kind of cookie. And there have been times I’ve eaten a bag, usually after the Spartans blow a game in the fourth quarter.