Better FSU Update: Jenn Sterger’s Speaking Engagement, or the Football Team’s Dress Code?
College Football January 9th. 2008, 1:54pm
A reader who frequents some Florida State message boards passed along this note, and we fully expect anyone in the area to make the trip: The Seminole Club of Greater Orlando proudly presents Jenn Sterger to speak on January 10th at 6:30PM. Location: McWells – 757 South Orange Avenue, Orlando. Happy hour starts at 6:30 PM. Non-members, $5.00 cover, waived with completion of new membership application.
Who wants to go and take pictures? We will post them. On the Rivals board (it’s a pay section, so this link is kind of a waste) in which this speaking engagement was mentioned, some guy took a shot at the buxom former Sports Illustrated … whatever she was … and Sterger went off on the guy: “I had three jobs while I was at Florida State. I bartended at two bars.. every single night of the week to pay my rent (as I was on full ride at the university for academics no less) and I managed to work for Sports Illustrated. So … what really is your point?..” A fiesty one!
Now, on to the potentially interesting news: Gene Williams, the former lawyer who runs the FSU rivals site, posted this in the pay-to-view section: “Florida State President T.K. Wetherell met with several student athletes on Tuesday and advised them of a new policy for unexcused absences from class and a new dress code.
3 unexcused absences = Miss 1 game
4 unexcused absences = Miss 30% of the games for the
season
5 or more unexcused absences = Out for the year
Dress code when attending class
Basically: No hats, tucked in shirts, no using ipods
in class, no using the phone during class
Is there any truth to this? If it pops up in the Florida papers in the coming days, perhaps.
Warchant (FSU Rivals)
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January 9th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Currently waiting for first “full ride” joke.
January 9th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
i cant believe theres any tread left on the tires here
January 9th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
5 unexcused absences? i wouldn’t last a week.
January 9th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
God she’s hot…worthless, but hot.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
So Sterger will be speaking about how to give a Blow Job?
January 9th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
I would happily do a swan dive into either set of cleavage.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Why doesn’t the picture work for me? I’m missing out on cleavage goddamnit!
January 9th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
as I was on full ride at the university
More like….oh come on! Thanks a lot thesportshernia!
January 9th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Can’t see boobies…
January 9th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Um…excuse me TBL…some of us seem to be missing out on some good visual stimulation
January 9th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
ill make the trip and take pictures if TBL pays for gas and drinks
i might be able to pull that piece of ass
jenn sterger may be ran through, but that is why condoms are there
January 9th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
All I get is the stupid blank window with the red X in the upper left corner and I’m not sure how to fix it.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Over/under on Irish pulling Sterger???
January 9th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
I must be priviledged I have refreshed this page about 10 times and each time seen Jen and her unnamed friend’s beautiful cleavage
January 9th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
-50
January 9th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
You’re wondering who’s going to be on top?
January 9th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Possible promo:
“If you ever wanted to know how Rick Reilly’s dick juice tasted, be prepared for a riveting 45 minutes of excitement.”
January 9th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
+3 on Irish haulin in some Sterger sweet Potato Pie! We need a good spooning pic as proof. I would certainly go if I lived within 2 hours (I am several states away).
January 9th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
irish…my money is on you, just double wrap it ok?
January 9th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
That is some funny stuff there CRM.
I will let irish work out the details…
January 9th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Attendance policy in college? Fuuuuuuuuuck that.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
For anyone who can’t see it, like me, I am guessing it is the middle picture, here:
http://www.google.com/search?q=Jenn+Sterger&rls=com.microsoft:*&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&startIndex=1&startPage=1
January 9th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
tbl, the offer is there. pay for gas and my drinks and ill make the drive. only a good hour and a half to orlando. i will go with my friend who has a license plate that reads: FUCFSU and harass people
everyone here knows that i can pull that off
January 9th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
I think that pretty much seals the deal…TBL, you must send irish.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Dornoch – that is one great image search.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Screw double wrapping, just pull out and make a mess.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
This is going to be awesome. Jenn meet Richard Cranium. Richard Cranium meet Jenn. I am only kidding Irish…
January 9th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Also, if you follow the Google image to it’s actual site, it gives a ‘File Not Found’ error. I think this may be the reason some of us can’t see it. Though if that were the case, I would think it’s down for everyone, which apparently it is not.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
cbh, I think the problem is the disease-laden vageen he would have to enter, not just making Cleavage pregnant.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
The ladies of the SEC are completely disgusted with this non-story.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Haha Ben, I realized it right after I posted it, disease laden vageen earns a +1 from me.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Ben… how dare you impugn J. Lynette Sterger!
January 9th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
cbh…+1
January 9th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
I hope that person who blasted, no pun intended, TBL for the Gate D post isn’t reading this one, a heart attack would be in order for them.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
I can see, and I am smiling. Her friend is talented.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Sterger has a boyfriend. I know that they are typically roadbumps, but it could increase the difficulty for Irish, so that should at least be considered by oddsmakers.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
cbh, I’m just waiting for Sterger’s mom to blast TBL for the commenters making such lewd and improper remarks.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Just take Nicholson’s rant to Cruise in “A Few Good Men and replace “that wall” with “your scoreboard” And you have Sterger’s Speech.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
I’m waiting for Stergers mom to buy her a bra and some clothes that fit.
Well not really ……….
January 9th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
I was sober.
They were drunk
I was sober.
They were drunk.
and it was three in the morning and I was not going to deal with nonsense. Especially nonsense that was getting the cops called….
There is your context.. so if by telling people to get the hell out of an apartment so I am not guilty by association.. and getting the cops called for noise ordinance at 3 am… Then.. so be it. Its called being responsible. And this has happened more than once. And there are other members on this board that have witnessed this.
If I choose to not be a drunk idiot..and not put up with you and your homies shenanigans… and that makes me a @#$!… or lame. Then.. so be it. I’m proud to be lame.
Never said I was hot. I have always admitted I am pretty average… I have not let success go to my head.. I just am not about to let it go down the drains because the people around me make bad desicions.
Thanks for proving your age… and maturity. But I didn’t take shots at Sean.. I just returned them. You’re the one who is firing for no reason.
Sean and I resolved our issues.
You’re starting a whole new one.
Let’s please grow up.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
I have no doubt that her boyfriend is the biggest douche in the world.
The hottest girls always seem to date the biggest douchebags.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
FNL should of used Sterger as the girl Smash was banging when he went on his college visit.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Case in point.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
TBL, Is the picture Pay To View as well?
January 9th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
SEC Poon > ACC Poon
. . . and that’s coming from a former ACC student.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
January 9th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
TBL – Please save pictures locally then upload rather than hot link them.
Thanks,
Jimmy
January 9th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
another attampt:
January 9th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
@theunreliablenarrator
PAC-10 Poon > SEC Poon.
…. and that is coming from a fan of poon
January 9th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Hot chicks with douchebags, why that never happens!
Or not.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
My ex girlfriend went to UCLA. She’s probably the single worst female that was ever created on Earth.
She ruined Pac-10 Poon for me for life.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Jenn sterger will be on E, tv, on march 8th at 5 pm as part of there special on hottest internet sensations of ‘07
January 9th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
http://www.myspace.com/jennsterger
January 9th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Every other conference Poon > Big Ten Poon
The Big Ten can’t win in anything!
And Ben – great site. That’s where I’ll be the rest of the day.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
hang on? I have to go to class to play football!? oh fuck that.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
CoRM – A buddy of mine tipped me off on to that site awhile ago and there are some AMAZING pictures on that site.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
CRM…that was a low blow. There is some good poon in the Big 10…they are there on scholarship from SEC states but still. Import poon is as good as home grown!
January 9th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
I’m all for Irish heading to the conference. I want video through.
Odds of Irish yelling “Don’t tase me, bro!”?
January 9th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
I’d let Sterger give me a low blow
/zing
January 9th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
PAC-10 poon wins…especially Arizona State. i swear to god, every chick that goes to ASU must be a 10. USC and UCLA are no jokes either.
my personal favorite is Oregon…decent looking, but they have awesome weed.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
spencer…dude, you have a serious love afair with the funny smelling plant
January 9th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
i know i know. i love it. i put it on pancakes, i put it on pizza.
i was a music major in college, what do you expect?
January 9th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Who doesn’t love a wacky cigarette every now and again?
January 9th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
TUN, so I assume she too has swan-diveable cleavage?
January 9th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
@spencer: there are a lot of hot asses at asu. The best place to find them is the communications school (go figure). The SRC (student rec center) is also a great place to go hunting, but don’t plan on getting a serious workout in. I have to also say Oregon has got a ton of talent as well.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
ASU…yea, i have a friend who goes to ASU and it just seems that in every facebook picture ive seen, the amount of ridiculous poon jumps out of the monitor.
i wish i lived in warm weather again.
south = ladies have incentive to work out
north = its cold and youre covered up so who cares?
January 9th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
thats why the spring is the best time of year around boston…the mini skirts come out again
January 9th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
hey, the pic works now. those are some awesome fake titties.
unfortunately ive never had the pleasure of squeezing some big fake ones…o well.
January 9th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
A speaking engagement with the Tampa titty monster? Are you kidding me?
Unless it involves her saying “Aim for the target” or “Put it in my 5 hole”, I have no desire to hear her talk.
January 9th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Hockey talk always gets to me too. I see we share the same fetish.
January 9th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Maybe we should give donations for Irish to make the trip..or maybe he would just blow the money at one of our fine “gentlemen’s” establishments here in Tampa..
January 9th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Spencer deserves a post devoted to weed. I don’t think anyone would mind that and it would probably be very well done.
January 9th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Big fake ones are fun, freshman year of college was hanging at a fraternity house during rush week and they had a couple strippers over, I won the random drawing and was able to have a gigantic pink dildo strapped to my crotch while the two strippers rode it, one of the strippers was kind enough to place my hands on her big fake balloons.
God, I miss college.
January 9th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
I still can’t see the boobies. Kind of like being back in high school for me…
January 9th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
you guys make me laugh…
January 9th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Hakeem…id do a post devoted to weed in a heartbeat, but if i was limited to 250 words, id be fucked.
January 9th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Here ya go 412 – Sid the Kid and a five hole reference, all wrapped up in one tidy little pic.
http://www.tgaudio.com/humor/5hole.jpg
January 9th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
DirtySanchez – Yeah, I’ve seen that one. The scary thing is, the first time I saw it I thought the dude behind her was holding the sign!
January 9th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
@CHB: Where the fuck did you go to college?
January 9th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
George Mason University, Final Four 06′