Strange year for Jason Kidd - the acrimonious back-and-forth with his wife over their divorce, the Nets sucking, his alleged assault of a model in a club and now …. he’s knocked up some chick named Hope Dworaczyk. Page Six claims she’s a model, but we just spent about six minutes (read: too much time) looking her up on the net and turned up nothing but her private myspace profile. We did, however, re-connect with that hilarious (salacious?) website that talks about how NBA players cheat on their wives (allegedly!) and bang groupies (allegedly!). Here’s the funniest comment about Kidd having another baby, and it was posted yesterday, before the Page Six report surfaced (we left in all the grammatical errors):

“But why would Kidd get with a young kid who moved all the way to NYC for a “modeling career”, presumably without a college degree (aka GOLD DIGGER) unless he needed her for something? Bottom line is he needs someone to take care of his kids when he’s busy with practices, games, golf, partying, groping, womanizing, and whatever else he does. And she needs his money to afford living in NYC without a college degree and without a stable career. he has no respect for himself, and no sense of self-worth. he doesn’t need to get with model gold diggers half his age. But for some reason he stoops that low.”

There’s plenty of other fantastic stuff on that “website” but it’s a bit risky to put on our website.

Kidd on the way (Page Six)