The Roundup: Nutty DeShawn Stevenson, Married with Children and Todd Stottlemyre Yells
Baseball, College Basketball, College Football, Courts, Legal, ESPN, Golf, NBA, NFL, Race, Video January 11th. 2008, 8:25am
Now that Megan Fox has added a rear to her arsenal, forget about it. She gets our vote for the new Alba … let’s hope this news doesn’t hurt the stock market too much today … this Elliott Kalb guy sounds interesting … if you’re in Vegas this weekend, you’re lucky, because the city will be crawling with adult film stars (no link, obviously) … man, if this many people showed up hoping to get a job at Wal-Mart, what would happen if they opened a Costco? … somehow, this has to do with Lost? … a baseball field gets a new name … man, if we get a Romo-Brady Super Bowl, this kind of thing will be relentlessly pushed, everywhere…
Special K on sixth men in college hoops. (Sportsline)
The Philadelphia Soul dancers seem excessively busty. (Philly Inquirer)
DeShawn Stevenson of the Wizards is certifiably crazy, and we love “the Locksmith” for it. (DC Sports Blog)
Yes, Todd Stottlemyre lost his cool. We advise you to keep the volume down. (Fire Joe Morgan)
When your running back is testifying in a federal crack cocaine case, there’s reason to worry about his off-the-field interests. (Roanoke Times)
Mushnick on the lynching of Kelly Tilghman. (NY Post)
The Houston Rockets are totally like characters from Married with Children. (Dream Shake)
Remember those sad stories from Thursday? This one’s nearly as bad. (Philly Inquirer)
Takeo Spikes seems like an engaging fellow, and damn if his neck isn’t massive. (ESPN)
Jacksonville Jaguars website calls the Patriots cheaters with an asterisk, but then takes it down. (World of Isaac, Sports by Brooks)
Tracking the unbeaten teams in college hoops, and we think two could fall Saturday. (College Hoops Journal)
In case you need assistance with baseball Hall of Fame terms. (Scripted Sports)
Annoyed with the NBA. (Hardwood Paroxysm)
A couple Wizards were caught in the net of that tawdry NBA girlfriends website. (Scott Van Pelt Style)
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January 11th, 2008 at 8:31 am
Progressive Field? eh, it’s not the Jake, but it’s better than PNC Park or Heinz Field or some other ridiculously corporate name.
megan fox is pretty nice to look at. good way to start off the morning.
January 11th, 2008 at 8:33 am
Spikes is from Washington County, GA–about 45 minutes outside my hometown. It is in the middle of NOWHERE, and there is NOTHING to do out there besides farm and play football. And grow a grotesquely huge neck, apparently. Sweet Jesus…
January 11th, 2008 at 8:33 am
lol @ the Romo/Brady bit. Well done.
January 11th, 2008 at 8:34 am
Also on Fox: She’s a babe but her tats are brutal.
January 11th, 2008 at 8:36 am
Between the Megan Fox shot and the Philly Soul chicks it’s a good start to Friday! Progressive field isn’t too bad. Could have been worse, like University of Phoenix Stadium.
January 11th, 2008 at 8:38 am
Which two undefeated college teams do you foresee going down tomorrow?
January 11th, 2008 at 8:42 am
If Philly is the ugliest town in America (as that countdown from a few weeks ago said), I’m moving to Tempe this afternoon.
January 11th, 2008 at 8:47 am
TBL, did you notice that over the weekend, CRM had the links opening in a new window? Something to consider.
January 11th, 2008 at 8:52 am
Who is Branden Ore’s role model, Jamal Lewis?
January 11th, 2008 at 8:55 am
Megan Fox is the new Jessica Alba! Alba, preggers is so yesterday…
January 11th, 2008 at 8:58 am
isnt fox like 27 or something?
January 11th, 2008 at 8:59 am
When did people start saying “preggers?” And can we please STOP saying it?
January 11th, 2008 at 9:01 am
I have heard a ton of stories about guys getting tickets in VA for having their windows tinted way past the legal limit.
January 11th, 2008 at 9:02 am
When did Megan Fox get ass? Is Kim Kardashian the Jackie Robinson of butt implants? Now everybody wants them?
January 11th, 2008 at 9:02 am
Setting up links to open in their own tab is something I support. The tedium of having to right click and click “Open Link In New Tab” is something I could do without.
January 11th, 2008 at 9:08 am
Spencer, Megan Fox was born on 5/16/86 (according to imdb.com)- so there’s nothnig creepy about ogling her pictures.
January 11th, 2008 at 9:09 am
*Kansas at Nebraska is dangerous
*WSU looked awesome vs. USC last night (writing about it soon), but I dont know if they win at UCLA
*Kentucky sucks, but i dont know about Vandy on the road
Can i offer three and say two will lose? I’d lean toward the first two
January 11th, 2008 at 9:14 am
I expected bustier.
spencer, progressive is a corporate name. and why 2 shots at my beloved pittsburgh in one post? there are way worse examples than Heinz field.
January 11th, 2008 at 9:18 am
Have discussed opening links in a new window. Dont know how to do it, though. Apparently, there are two schools of thought in this (taking you away from a blog and opening windows), and it is an ongoing debate. Maybe we’ll sample it for a week and see what happens.
January 11th, 2008 at 9:18 am
dan…yea, i realized that both examples were from pit. sorry, didn’t intend for that. Heinz is pretty awful, but there are worse examples.
especially Lincoln Financial Field in Philly. Thanks for taking money out of my paycheck for that one assholes.
January 11th, 2008 at 9:21 am
I miss Three Rivers Stadium as a football venue.
January 11th, 2008 at 9:23 am
Hey Jimmy Chitwood, if you have a mouse with a click-able scroll wheel and you’re using IE7 or Firefox (not sure about others), you can click the wheel on a link and it will open in a new tab. Not a solution to the real problem, but it’s a good workaround.
January 11th, 2008 at 9:26 am
Good Lord. Thanks for the morning chubby, TBL.
January 11th, 2008 at 9:33 am
TBL, when you click on the chain link icon and the insert/edit link box pops up, under the Link URL space where you type the address of the link there should be a space called ‘target.’ Select ‘open link in a new window’ instead of the default ‘open link in the same window’
January 11th, 2008 at 9:34 am
Smoking hot babe, sure. But, WTF is going on with the tats?
January 11th, 2008 at 9:37 am
Is it just me or does everybody in Virginia snitch? Todd Stotylmere would probably give the best half-time speech, in any sport. Butler won again and still is not mentioned.
January 11th, 2008 at 9:42 am
Tats or not…she is absolutley SMOKIN in Transformers! I’m with Gonzo…I need some time for everything to come back into focus
January 11th, 2008 at 9:42 am
Jeff – thanks for the tip. I did not know that.
January 11th, 2008 at 9:47 am
@ Spencer: I’m just sad that Arizona’s stadium isn’t the Pink Taco. Also, now have the P and the Q in Cleveland. I”m so glad kids will be able to learn their letters through sports.
January 11th, 2008 at 9:52 am
Or if you want to be really nerdy, you can just add target=”_blank” after the URL in the opening a href tag.
Told you it was nerdy.
January 11th, 2008 at 9:54 am
All — I think you need to visit Atlanta Sport’s Fan blog. Good stuff.
January 11th, 2008 at 9:55 am
too many time fox’s eyebrows freak me out. that is a nice pic though
January 11th, 2008 at 10:02 am
As far as NBA arenas pumping in the songs, they do it because your average fan is too stupid to realize when they should be on thier feet and when they can take a break (with the exception of GS & Portland fans, who are great fans) It is a shame, but it is for the good of the broadcast.
January 11th, 2008 at 10:09 am
It really is a great pic. Man she looks hot there. Plus you can see her boy shorts underwear. alkjf;lsakjasf
January 11th, 2008 at 10:12 am
For the record, even though they found Majette guilty, the jury in this case(according to an interview I saw with the jury forewoman on local TV) felt Ore was being “less than honest” about whose crack it was, but they didn’t feel it was enough to acquit Majette.
January 11th, 2008 at 10:19 am
When watching Fox in Transformers I remember thinking there were lots of girls like that in my high school…. not
January 11th, 2008 at 10:26 am
Please please PLEASE do not have the links open in another window! My internet browser at work blocks any kind of pop-up, even links opening a new window. DON’T DO IT, I’m begging you!
January 11th, 2008 at 10:32 am
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Nothing says “I have seen many, many penises” quite like a chick that is all inked up. That said, she’s hot and I’d bang those bad tats right off her.
I must be getting old, but the young starlets of today seem awfully cockworn and jaded by the time they hit 22. My God, LiLo is only 21 and it seems like she’s been whoring/boozing/binging for at least a decade.
January 11th, 2008 at 10:41 am
Has Scoop Jackson done anything on Tilghman yet? Cause I can feel it coming .
January 11th, 2008 at 10:46 am
Thanks, Big Nuts, glad you enjoy it! (that’s what she said? Sorry, I had to.)
January 11th, 2008 at 10:49 am
Dirty, I think that is the word of the month. “cockworn”
I truly LOL’d.
January 11th, 2008 at 11:17 am
I would do bad bad things to Megan Fox, that have already probably been done to her, but nonetheless bad things.
January 11th, 2008 at 11:34 am
Dirty… So true. LiLo looks like she’s been through a war. I wouldn’t eff her with Matt Leinart’s junk.
January 11th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Megan Fox is fine, fine, fine. Hopefully she doesn’t competely tat up her body.
Todd Stot doing some greenies, perhaps?
January 11th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Most of those Philly dancers didn’t have enough bust.
January 11th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Funny thing about that Philadelphia Soul video…of the 20 girls in the room, only two are exceptionally top-heavy. they just happen to be the only two that the cameraman focuses on. He must be an ass-guy.
January 11th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
TBL — can I suggest your next interview be Brian Austin Green, aka David Silver from 90210, who dated Fox and I believe was actually engaged to her at one time. That man must have some amazing game. If he can pull her, there’s hope for all of us. (Though I’m sure he has crazy money — if he was smart with it — from 10 years of the Bev plus residuals on reruns. Still though — Megan Fox money?)
January 11th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Quote of the day: Tony Romo, Cowboys quarterback: “you’re giving good head … and you’re trying to get the linebackers and safeties to bite a little bit.”