We’ve talked before about Serena Williams and her love for athletes and famous people, but all you ballers need to be warned - she’s got a blog, and she may write about you. Cryptically, she recently ranted about … well, we’re not entirely sure what the hell she’s blabbering about. But whoever he is forgot to call (Common?), and that’s just not something she’s going to stand for: “What deep in your heart you have been afraid to confront. What you always suspected would happen one day sooner or later. HE STOPS CALLING. You panic.” Nope, this isn’t Joey Potter’s diary, it is Serena Williams’ blog.

We envision her alone at home this weekend in front of the cackling fireplace (like Vlad Rad!), curled up with a bottle of red, listening to the soothing sounds of Mary J Blige (second verse!).

Cheesed-off tennis star Serena reveals broken heart (Yahoo via Deadspin)