Atlanta 105, Chicago 84: Remember all those times Joakim Noah would do all those douchy (endearing?) things at Florida? Fans loathed him, and now his teammates in Chicago do, too! They voted him off the team (for one game) after the highly-efficient (and often tardy) center did or said something to an assistant coach. Bummer about that season, fellas.

New York 89, Detroit 65: Obviously we can’t hammer the Pistons here, because their sensitive fans will get angry, but also because this is a likely result of four road games in five nights. Prince and Rip combined to shoot 1-for-17.

Golden State 106, Indiana 101: That’s a wrap to a 1-4 road trip for the lottery-bound Pacers. Baron (29 points) and Monta (27 points) took over in the fourth. Further proof Jermaine O’Neal still has trade value: 27 points, nine boards, six blocks.

New Orleans 87, Houston 82: What to make of all those T-Mac trade rumors? He scoffs. We don’t. Huge T-Mac fans here, but we concede he is a brittle star, and despite all his talent, the guy hasn’t really made it happen in the postseason. It’s sad.

Toronto 116, Portland 109, 2 OT: Chris Bosh needn’t make anymore videos touting his All-Star candidacy because the dude’s on fire: 38 points and 14 rebounds two days after dropping 40 on the Knicks. Brandon Roy, he of the bruised tailbone, went for a career-high 33, including a clutch triple to force the second overtime.