Ashlee Simpson has her moments, but in this bikini? Eh … we’ll get to the weekend primary results shortly, but Newsweek reporting rather interesting - Dems want Bill Clinton to shut the funk up … A-Rod, probably the most tanned baseball player in the majors … yes, when the stock market plunges for three straight weeks to open the year, we’d agree with the word “panic” … college pranks that backfire equal comedy … Eddie Murphy totally called the Giants victory - in Coming to America! …

Dane Cook was on the sidelines for the Patriots-Chargers game, and you know that’s going to chap the ass of a certain ESPN writer. (Inside Track)

Landon Donovan, shafted on a record. (Macho Chip)

Man, that fool at Golfweek really let Kelly Tilghman off the hook. (Washington Post)

A few days tardy on Bobby Knight’s 900th win, a classic rant. (You Tube)

Giant slurp job of Dan Patrick: “Soon, hopefully, he’ll be back on television again, in some form, and all will be right with the world.” (Dayton Daily News)

Watching an ordinary Federer match turns into a thrilling liveblog. (One More Dying Quail)

If Jake Plummer still has that porn ’stache, he sort of looks like … (Blogimore Ravens)

A cute Knicks dancer will appear on American Gladiators. (Professional Cheerleader)

Ranking the athletes’ blogs. (Juiced Sports Blog)

Good review of God, Save the Fan. (Sports Media Journal)

Mental note: Next time we’re in Houston, attend a Rockets game. (Hottest Girls of Cheerleading)

Here are the two knockdowns from the Roy Jones victory over Felix Trinidad. (You Tube) Watch the whole damn fight! (Watch TV Sitcoms)

The Rooney rule and Michigan’s Rich Rodriguez. (Eye on Sports Media)