Sure, we mentioned the Rachel Bilson GQ photos and video last week, but really, would you argue if we ran these frequently? … today is going to be a bad, bad day in the stock market - Black Tuesday? - so brace yourselves. We’ve actually seen blogs that mention nutty predictions, like a two percent rate cut from Bernake, which would send Gold skyrocketing and our dollar plummeting further … speaking of Bernake - good profile of the guy hereColbert in the Smithsonian … layoffs at Yahoo? … Bill Clinton falls asleep in public, newspaper has a field day with it … we’ve never been a fan of that “edgy” douche Jared Leto, so the fact that someone sent us this photo of him hooking up with that turbo slut Paris Hilton is beyond comical … has anyone partied at Sully’s in Louisville? A friend came back raving, and highly recommends it … Man on probation from gambling wins the lottery, pays $65 fine, keeps his $1 million

Help needed: Did Jim Nantz really do this “for” Don Imus? This outlet is dubious as hell, so we’re not ready to cast aspersions yet. (Post Chronicle)

Hoyas get lucky again at home, rallying late to defeat an unranked opponent. (Washington Post)

Waaaah! Richard Seymour is dirty! Waaaaahhh, Richard Seymour is a cheap shot artist. (Union-Tribune)

Andy Pettitte totally hates Roger Clemens! (Newsday)

Piling on Emmitt Smith: His Just for Men commercials. (Just For Men)

Hockey’s golden child Sidney Crosby goes down, probably for a month. (The Linesman)

Why is parity in college hoops such a bad thing? (Washington Times)

For the first time ever, a black referee will call the Super Bowl. (Awful Officiating)

MSG officials eject a fan for repeatedly berating Jared Jeffries; journalists get involved, minor squabble follows. (Can’t Stop the Bleeding)

Very last line: “There’s no better place to lay your head than in your own bed with people you love.” Who said it? (Withheld)

The search for Greg Brunner. (Yet Another Basketball Blog)

Tiger speaks. (NYT)

The tallest Philadelphia Flyers fan calls the puck a “little ball.” (700 Level)

Helping 20 NBA players get out of a bad spot. (Hardwood Paroxysm)

Analyzing the Troy Tulowitzki 6-year, $30 million deal. (Baseball Authority)