How to Dodge a Federal Subpoena, By Chuck Knoblauch
Baseball, Mitchell Report January 24th. 2008, 11:58am
Act a little crazy when a pesky reporter shows up at your house. Speak in mildly incoherent sentences, admit nothing, and appear as if you are willing to cooperate.
We hear Tunisia is fantastic this time of year. Is this not a tremendous story? Chuck Knoblauch, on the lam from a subpoena?
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17 Responses to “How to Dodge a Federal Subpoena, By Chuck Knoblauch”
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January 24th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Why is he so scared to talk? No one gives a crap about his reputation, all anyone remembers him for is hitting Olbermann’s Mom and being unable to throw to first base.
January 24th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Yeah, but he wants everyone to know that it was all natural when he hit Olbermann’s Mom and overthrew first base.
January 24th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
I remember him for more than that cbh. He was one of the best second basemen of his era. He got on base, stole bases, scored runs and was solid defesively until his problems in NY. It was a relly big deal when the Yankees got him.
January 24th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Hey come on now, lets be fair. On top of what’s been mentioned, Twins fans remember him for being a prick. THAT counts for something too.
January 24th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
And took shots in the ass to do it.
January 24th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
I wonder what this will do for the value of my 1991 Upper Deck autographed card.
January 24th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
If you can dodge a line drive you can dodge a federal subpeona
January 24th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Is there going to be a post about Baylor and Texas A & M playing 5 OT’s last night?
January 24th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Actual value or comedic value? The former will go from 10 cents to 5 cents, the latter will skyrocket.
January 24th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
@s1rweeze I hope both. The best part is that I stood outside in January in Bemidji for 3 hours to get that signature.
January 24th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
YYSA – nice
January 24th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Chuck Knoblach is the Saint!
January 24th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
what did the chuckster do to olbermann’s mom
is is found of older women, good ol chuckster. wouldnt be suprised if he dropped Kent Hrbek’s name as a juicer when he is called in
January 24th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Reggie Bush should ask Knoblach for some tips!
January 24th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Irish, I believe Knoblauch overthrew first base and hit Olbermann’s Mom in the face with the ball, or he hit a foul ball in her face.
January 24th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
If Kent Hrbek used the juice they need to dismantle every stadium in MLB and sell it for scraps. Unless you consider Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and cheese curds to be performance enhancers.
January 24th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Maybe they spelled his name wrong….
I mean, they couldnt get Mr. Palmery’s 300th hit right…