See, this is what happens when there are two weeks between conference championship games and the Super Bowl: we learn things we were better off not knowing.

Giants offensive lineman Grey Ruegamer tells us the story of how he used to castrate lambs with his teeth.  Perhaps it’s just his way of getting inside Tom Brady’s head, or perhaps he’s dead serious.  I’m inclined to go with the latter seeing as how much detail Ruegamer gives in his testicle biting accounts:

‘You grab the forelegs and pin them to the ground, and then you grab the back legs and throw them on their back.  (Once the groin is exposed) away you go. It’s the way the Basques do it….You pull them out with your teeth, spit them in a bucket, next one. I was hesitant. But it is what it is. She needed help. There was beer. Good times. It was worth it.  The blood on your mustache is the worst part. It’s just a little lamb. It’s not a big animal. I have pictures.€

I’ll ask the question: does that picture represent the look of a man capable of munching on lamb testes?Â

Yes.

Yes it does.

NY Giants Lineman Castrated Lambs With Teeth [Sports By Brooks]