Well, there’s a grand idea. Richard Deitsch is offering periodic updates on all the haps in Glendale. (We hadn’t been to the ESPN front page today, but Hashmarks is live-blogging the fiasco as well.) We’re watching on ESPN News (damn, Tom Brady got a serious haircut), although it pains us to be missing the second episode of Melrose Place. (Programming note: 90210 ‘restarted’ on soapnet late last week, so they are currently showing the first season, which was revolutionary television.)

We will be updating this post all day, either here or in the comments.

For instance: Brady just said his favorite band of all-time was U2. Startling revelation!
* 12:27 – a women in a wedding dress (haven’t seen her photo yet) just asked Brady to marry her. That’s the kind of shit that’s happening.