Life is Like a Mustard Burp*
Athletes and Celebrities, College Basketball, Media Gossip/Musings, Movies, Music January 31st. 2008, 11:49am
Bob Huggins, douche. (We should probably toss the word ‘drunk‘ in there somewhere.) A 62-39 drubbing at home against his former school couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. Made 10 baskets, missed 40. Made one three, missed 21. (We interrupt this sickening sartorial selection to bring this news to you: a man we vowed not to slander this year, Skip Bayless, is currently wearing shades on Cold Pizza First and 10. Not just any shades – the barely tinted ones you might see on a desperately-trying-to-be-cool Euro who is simultaneously wearing a banana hammock.) Doesn’t it look like Huggy Bear belongs in the Wizard of Oz? Or a Grey Poupon commercial?
On the plus side … the Super Bowl debauchery got underway last night! Ashlee Simpson had a concert. Yawn. We’re hurting for Arizona nightlife storylines, but it’s barely dawn in the desert. (We hear Reggie Bush’s party last night was heavy on the players – Terrell Owens, Warrick Dunn, etc – heavy on the female implants, and light on the media people – ESPN’s Michael Smith and Sean Salisbury, and Yahoo’s Mike Silver.) We found this picture of Terry Bradshaw hanging out with some nickels (bottom right) somewhat comical, but for whatever reason, we couldn’t post the picture.
Oh, we missed it this morning – Britney Spears is on three-day lockdown in a “psych hold” at UCLA medical center. Perhaps Luke Walton will visit her?
* Great line from a movie. Can you name the movie?
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January 31st, 2008 at 11:51 am
Sonofabitch! I’m wearing that same outfit this very moment!
January 31st, 2008 at 11:51 am
Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead? It’s been awhile, so I could be wrong…
January 31st, 2008 at 11:52 am
Correct! Great movie.
January 31st, 2008 at 11:53 am
“Things to do in Denver when your Dead.”
Bobby- 1.) give Michael Irvin his suit and shoes back.
or 2.) that suit really matches the vomit in your car. stay classy
January 31st, 2008 at 11:53 am
wow it just gets easier to hate this overrated fuck every day
January 31st, 2008 at 11:54 am
Is one of those Bradshaw’s daughter? I don’t remember what she looks like, but isn’t she hot? I’m too lazy to google her.
January 31st, 2008 at 11:54 am
C’mon…with RichRod gone, somebody has to keep the douchebag factor up in Morgantown.
January 31st, 2008 at 11:56 am
pretty sure wvu fans have that factor covered
January 31st, 2008 at 11:57 am
I just hope WVU makes the tourney so I can get at least one pick right. EVERY YEAR it seemed like Cincy lost in the first round. It was the biggest lock of the tourney, no matter what seed they were.
January 31st, 2008 at 11:57 am
Is the no tie, black undershirt, gold suit, mustard gator look coming back into style? Oh, this is W. Virginia, where hard-liquor is sold at gas stations 24 hours a day.
January 31st, 2008 at 11:59 am
Link to TB pic:
http://www.azcentral.com/php-bin/commphotos/view.php?id=116534
January 31st, 2008 at 11:59 am
Hugs is a P-I-M-P!
Last night, on CSTV’s broadcast of the Memphis-Houston basketball game, Houston coach Tom Penders was wearing a horrendous perm flop on his head, and a fire engine red sports coat.
January 31st, 2008 at 11:59 am
Terry Bradshaw is a crazy person. I saw him on Leno a while back and he was chuggin whiskey with the kid from Transformer and the new Indiana Jones.
January 31st, 2008 at 11:59 am
unless shes not in that picture no
it never went out of style my man
January 31st, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Would Irishmafia wear that Huggins outfit?
January 31st, 2008 at 12:04 pm
@Jeff–wow. The larger picture changes everything. Wow…some serious bingo wings on that one on the right, and it looks like the other one had a c-section. Gross.
January 31st, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Would sportsgal ever date a guy dressed in that Huggins outfit?
January 31st, 2008 at 12:05 pm
It looks like the coach on the bench is embarrassed to be seen with Huggy, kinda like when your high school buddy comes to visit and wears his FUBU gear to a jazz bar.
January 31st, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Wow, TBL, did Huggs piss in your coffee previously?
January 31st, 2008 at 12:13 pm
He looks like he could be a villain from the 1960’s Batman TV show.
January 31st, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Did Huggins lose a bet or is this part of his probation?
January 31st, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Those are some pretty gay sunglasses Bayless has on. WTF?
OK, back to European Tour Golf. -7 for Tiger spencer.
January 31st, 2008 at 12:26 pm
@ATLsportsfan
Get it right… Cincy lost in the second round every year.
January 31st, 2008 at 12:38 pm
This photograph simultaneously stimulates horrors of revulsion and a strange sort of arousal.
However,
Obviously Grandpa behind Huggiepoo doesn’t approve.
January 31st, 2008 at 12:56 pm
@atlantasportsfan
Nice bingo wings reference. You’re a ClayNation reader, no?
January 31st, 2008 at 1:00 pm
All I know is Drake is going straight to the top. Enough about this WVU nonsens. You’re in Keno Kountry.
January 31st, 2008 at 1:04 pm
that is one great fucking suit though. nice michael irvin reference on this
January 31st, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Col. Mustard is not amused with your outfit Mr. Huggins.
January 31st, 2008 at 1:27 pm
The Shaq collection @ JC Penney.
January 31st, 2008 at 1:44 pm
A Pimp Named Slickback called and he wants his Sunday outfit back, Bob.
As for the SB parties, meh. Too many people posing and acting like they’re too cool for the room. You’d have a better time playing a drinking game to a political debate (Sip when they say “America,” drink when they say “vision”, chug when Ron Paul or Dennis Kucinich mention the UFOs.
January 31st, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Dear God, that’s hideous..when did he start looking like Alec Baldwin?
January 31st, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Mizerle–yes! He’s hilarious…and he’s not a Tennessee homer like Bill Simmons is a Boston homer (although he is an SEC homer, but who’s counting?)
January 31st, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Joe Horn has been looking for that outfit up and down the Tunnel in Atlanta.
January 31st, 2008 at 2:46 pm
@atlantasportsfan
I read Travis’ DDT book and was actually sad when I finished it. I wanted a 2007 DDT! I love how he can make fun of all SEC teams (LSU fans smell like corndogs = my favorite).
January 31st, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Yes we have no bananas. We have no bananas today.