No need for a recap - that’s what EW is for. But we’ll take this discussion to the jump, just in case you had to the Tivo the season premiere and haven’t seen it. Us? Shucks. We saw it, and then spent an hour trolling the nerdy Lost underworld (read: message boards) for clues to …

* Who the hell are the Oceanic 6? Jack, Kate and Hurley, obviously. The other three? Question - technically, is it the ‘other two’ since one of them died and is in the casket?
* Who is ‘it’? In the mental ward, Hurley said ‘it’ didn’t want them to leave and ‘it’ wanted them to come back. Jacob? The island? WTF?
* Was Jacob in the chair? EW speculates that it is the corpse of Jack’s dead father, based on slo-mo viewing. Inconclusive on our part.
* The Oceanic 6 surviving does NOT mean everyone else is dead. Could it be that Hurley (last night) and Jack (later in a flash-forward, if that makes sense) want to get back to the island to ’save’ the remaining passengers - presumably, the ones who went with John Locke last night?
* What stumped us: Dead Charlie. He kept saying to Hurley, ‘they need your help’ or something … leading us to believe that even though six people returned back, many are left on the island. But by choice? Because Hurley later said to Jack, ‘I should never have gone with Locke.’ Is Locke keeping the remainder of the passengers on the island? But that would mean he’s not in the casket then?
* Casket logic. Man, last night really farked up all the casket logic we had. It appears - to us at least - if perhaps Ben and Locke never left the island.
* Daniels in the Mother F’in House! We’re newbies to the Wire, but nice to see Daniels show up and freak out Hurley. His name has EW all worked up: “Matthew means ”gift of the Lord.” By contrast, there’s the hellish allusion of ”Abbaddon.” My trusty TV Watch editor, Tom Conroy, pointed out to me that in the book of Revelation, Abaddon is ”the angel of the abyss” and even the personification of death.”