The Roundup: Fassel back in contention, another Cavs injury and Bobby Knight’s scared grandchildren
Baseball, College Football, High School Sports, NBA, NFL, Sad. February 8th. 2008, 9:06am
Keeley Hazell is just, how do I say this without being a pervert, … delicious. She’s a model for Page 3 in the UK Sun and is 100% all natural.  This is her posing as a Baywatch star or something closely related. Who really cares, though? As for some interesting news, did you know that the Snickers bar was named after the Mars family’s pet horse?
It’s true. Also true is my presence here today. Send all links, tips and info to patrick@joesportsfan.com.    Â
Jim Fassel is once again the lead candidate for the head coaching job in D.C. THIS TEAM IS GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS. [Washington Times]
Chad Johnson is showing the negative side of Chad Johnson in Hawaii. [Foxsports]
In defense of Steve Nash: job well done on the Shaq trade. [Cobra Brigade]
The Erik Bedard to Seattle trade is scheduled to be made official today. [Seattle Post Intelligence]
Recruiting at its finest. [The Commission]
Conspiracy theories abound: ESPN has much different recruiting rankings then everyone else. [Play is Under Review]Â Â
A rundown of Bobby Knight’s credentials to be a wrestling manager/coach/chair-swinging-lunatic [Fan IQ]
Bobby Knight’s grandchildren are scared that Grandpa now has more time to visit. [SportsPickle]
The sad tale of a fired college basketball coach in Arizona who lost his wife and son to murder-suicide takes a new twist. [Arizona Central]
The video evidence of Eli Manning on Letterman. Part I and Part II. [Youtube]
Had the Patriots won the Super Bowl, this commercial would have aired. [Larry Brown Sports]
Good column detailing the tragedies Vince Wilfork sustained over the last year. [Yahoo! Sports]
Bad time for Cavs players and fans: another injury last night. [Waiting for Next Year]
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February 8th, 2008 at 9:08 am
damn she fine. smoke break
February 8th, 2008 at 9:10 am
Posting this here only because it didn’t get any love in the League of Awkward Quarterbacks thread and it’s funny no matter what:
http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/3412/bigscreenjf8.jpg
February 8th, 2008 at 9:10 am
she really is outstanding.
February 8th, 2008 at 9:10 am
delicious? that doesnt make you a pervert, it makes you a cannibal.
February 8th, 2008 at 9:11 am
Z, Larry Hughes, Ira Newble, Donyell Marshall, Damon Jones, Devin Brown, and Dwayne Jones.
Ladies and gentlemen, your Cavs rotation, 2 through 8!
February 8th, 2008 at 9:12 am
32E-26-32.
February 8th, 2008 at 9:13 am
Z, Larry Hughes, Ira Newble, Donyell Marshall, Damon Jones, Devin Brown, and Dwayne Jones.
Ladies and gentlemen, these people don’t matter!
/fixed
February 8th, 2008 at 9:17 am
I would do disgusting things to her. And, the whole time she’d be moaning my name with a British accent.
(pause)
Okay, some guys dig tattoos and/or piercings, I have a thing for British accents (when chicks have them, that is). Move along.
February 8th, 2008 at 9:19 am
@CRM: True, but they are your defending Eastern Conference Champs!!! (at least ’till June)
February 8th, 2008 at 9:32 am
anyone see the Indiana/ Illini game last night? Eric Gordon getting booed every possesion and before the game getting bumped into at the handshake. What a game he played in the second half to carry that team to victory. one of the best players in the nation
February 8th, 2008 at 9:34 am
That was crazy Irish, banking in a three to tie it. Poor Ill. kids just couldnt make a freaking free throw. Makes UMDs win over them look worse by the day.
February 8th, 2008 at 9:38 am
i was suprised he didnt feed off that crowd. being the player that he is, he should feed off that and silence the doubters/haters. I think gordon is a hell of a player with a bright future.
February 8th, 2008 at 9:39 am
Keeley is a sex machine. She was engineered solely for this purpose.
February 8th, 2008 at 9:39 am
Great photo. Now on to recruiting. ESPN still doesn’t have a friggin’ clue. My example is LSU’s Chad Jones. He will be starting at LSU next year as a soph. He saw the field ofetn on a NC team last year. He made lots of big plays. He forced the fumble at Alabama that saved LSU’s season. He was the starting punt returner in the BCSNCG vs. Ohio State (even though he dropped one). Anyway, long story short, he was a 5-star guy and a top-100 player in most of the credible scouting services. But he didn’t even make the ESPN 150. There were about 7 or 8 LSU recruits on the list ahead of him, but he was by leaps and bounds LSU’s biggest impact true freshman.
February 8th, 2008 at 9:41 am
I’m sorry. Are you two mos talking about basketball? Look at the English broad with the godzilla biscuits.
February 8th, 2008 at 9:44 am
Can’t see it … blocked by my firewall.
That’s why TBL always hosts them at imageshack.
February 8th, 2008 at 9:44 am
hef-that will be ten dollars
February 8th, 2008 at 9:51 am
Gordon by his own admission said he was over-hyper in the first half last night. Bassett was the man in the 2ot. It still boggles my mind how a Big Ten college player cant atleast shoot 75% from the line.
Ok, back to staring at the pic.
February 8th, 2008 at 10:01 am
My hangover is killing me from going out for/after that game. The bar was going crazy from the banked 3 through the double OT.
Gordon was definitely trying to do too much in the first half (same thing he did in Bloomington), but DJ played well enough to keep them close. Usually I hate most of the shots Jordan Crawford takes, but man was he clutch last night.
February 8th, 2008 at 10:02 am
There’s a Keely Hazel sex tape that’s been around for a few years. It’s not the greatest quality but decent material nonetheless
February 8th, 2008 at 10:06 am
The sex tape kinda sucks because she wears a bra for most of it. Plus, the angles blow.
@412: I dig british accents whoever has them. For example, I know that though I’m not gay, if Clive Owen worked his charm on me, there’s a 75% chance that he’d suceed.
And yes, that was a joke
February 8th, 2008 at 10:08 am
Seriously, it’s more like 100%
February 8th, 2008 at 10:09 am
Irish, are we charging people for being mean now? That’s…unfortunate.
February 8th, 2008 at 10:09 am
I have to admit that this is really the first year that I have actually paid attention to the recruiting class rankings. It may be that my gophers were actually ranked this year, but that is another story.
IMO this is like the pre-season rankings in that it is all speculation until they play the games.
February 8th, 2008 at 10:09 am
oh an that chick is hot.
February 8th, 2008 at 10:09 am
whoever that chick is with split personalities in the UK with huge godzilla biscuits, that sex tape was awful
katie jordon or soemthing
February 8th, 2008 at 10:10 am
no hef that godzilla biscuit is a term that i started and you need to pay me if you want to use it on this site. everyone except you uses it for free but since you want to be a dick you need to pay up
February 8th, 2008 at 10:12 am
Can’t see the pic at work. Balls.
Has anyone read that story on the AZ coach who’s wife killed herself and the kid yet? That shit is insane…
February 8th, 2008 at 10:12 am
I don’t want to be a dick, but there’s really no use in changing my ways now.
February 8th, 2008 at 10:14 am
I love her.
February 8th, 2008 at 10:14 am
How awful is it that we can read the suicide notes? Why would they post those? That’s disgusting.
February 8th, 2008 at 10:28 am
And again another example of a crazy ex-wife. Nothing justifies what she did. Also, sad for Wilfork. Not all U guys are thugs like most of you think, eh..
February 8th, 2008 at 10:40 am
Interesting that nobody felt bad for the Lakers last season, (whose starters missed more games in the NBA than any other than other) – yet still finished above .500 in the ridiculous Western Conference. It’s those kind of extenuating circumstances that make me laugh when people say “Kobe’s won nothing since Shaq left!” How about the year before where they took the Suns to 7 games, with eseentially nobody outside of Kobe.
Double standard! But when it comes to Kobe, that’s typically the case. Let’s face it, if the Cavs were in the Western Conference, we’d still be talking about LeBron having zero playoff series wins at this point.
February 8th, 2008 at 10:52 am
LeBron didn’t run the best player on his team off. And then that guy didn’t win the title with his new team the next year.
February 8th, 2008 at 11:04 am
Shaq didn’t either, just saying.
February 8th, 2008 at 11:48 am
Ah yes, the 2006 Miami Heat, winners in one of the greatest fixed series’ in NBA history…
February 8th, 2008 at 11:49 am
I’ve always admired Ms. Hazell’s work. Her sex tape is pretty good too!
February 8th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
I don’t think she’s wearing a bathing suit. It looks like she’s wearing a corset. I may have stared at the photo too long.
February 8th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
yes back to her. can you top this for the afternoon roundup patrick?
we shall see
February 8th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
@G-man:
I was busy at work yesterday, and didn’t see this until now, but the Super friends looking at Brady Quinn is pure Genius.