Top Shelf: More Morning Disgust
NHL February 8th. 2008, 11:30amContributor Lee Diekemper is here to regale you with tales from the frozen water of NHL arenas. Now sit back and watch as he weaves a tale of heroism and hockey using nothing but written word. Â
Chicago 3, Calgary 1:
Why lead Top Shelf with the Blackhawks? Well, we’ve been waiting a couple of weeks to post the photo below. This fan takes the slogan “Commit to the Indian†a bit too seriously.

Hawks goalie Nikolai Khabibulin continues his dominance over the Flames, stopping 26 shots to end a personal 10-game losing streak. But it’s also time to talk trades with the trade deadline looming (Feb. 26). Hawks general manager Dale Tallon stated last month he was looking to add a veteran on defense. That’s kind of odd for a team with a losing record. Khabibulin could bring something. He’s a veteran with a Stanley Cup ring who needs a change in scenery.
Pittsburgh 4, New York Islanders 3:
Ryan Whitney’s two goals and Kris Letang’s goal late in the third vaulted the Penguins into an Atlantic Division tie for first with the Flyers. While the Penguins are having a great season, general manager Ray Shero may be looking for a trade. An argument could be made that goalie Ty Conklin has been the team’s MVP this season. Most teams would crumble losing its No. 1 keeper (Marc-Andre Fleury) and league’s hottest star (Sidney Crosby) for significant chunks of the season with injuries. The Penguins haven’t. Conklin, rescued from the minor league trash heap, has exceeded all expectations, sans his attempt at puck-handling in the corner last night. While Fleury is a gifted young goalie, his contract is up after the season. Soon, Crosby will need to be paid accordingly. As will Evgeni Malkin. As will Jordan Staal. The Penguins don’t want to mirror Tampa Bay’s model which is top-heavy with high-paid players but no depth. Imagine what kind of secondary players and draft picks Fleury could fetch.
Tampa Bay 2, Nashville 1 (OT)
Brad Richards (!) had a goal and an assist while Vinny Prospal recorded the game-winner early in the overtime period. The Lightning won its sixth straight road game, not the way a team is supposed to secure a lottery pick in the draft. The Lightning is ripe for a trade, with Richards, Marty St. Louis and Dan Boyle being the likely candidates. But Tampa Bay general manager Jay Feaster’s hands are tied waiting for the team’s pending sale to be finalized. Since winning the Stanley Cup in 2004, Feaster has dropped the puck on several moves, some terribly so. Other teams may be lining up to try to snooker Feaster again.
Dallas 1, Minnesota 0:
The Stars got a key road win in a battle of division leaders. Niklas Hagman’s goal early in the third, his 20th, was enough for the win. Stars goalie Mike Smith, playing for Marty Turco, who didn’t make the trip to Minnesota, was spectacular stopping all 25 Wild shots. It was Smith’s second shutout this season in his 17th start. The Wild killed all six power plays, including a four-minute power play. Don’t believe the whispers that the Wild hold back every game until the third period.
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February 8th, 2008 at 11:32 am
if people got time, check out pictures of Don cherry’s top ten suits @ extra mustard
brad richards finally living up to that contract lol yeah right
February 8th, 2008 at 11:34 am
Redskin super-fan Kevin McCarthy is not impressed with that guys tatoo.
February 8th, 2008 at 11:35 am
I like the hairy shoulders on the picture…is that George the Animal Steele after a waxing??
February 8th, 2008 at 11:37 am
I think I’m going to be sick
February 8th, 2008 at 11:39 am
http://www.oliverwillis.com/archives/2007/07/27/this-guy-is-a-bigger-redskins/
February 8th, 2008 at 11:41 am
did anyone ever notice that the little squiggly line in the logo’s hair looks like a scrotum?
February 8th, 2008 at 11:42 am
and what the hell did this blackhawk effigy kill to get those feathers? last time i checked, the illinois area isnt known for such exotic birds.
February 8th, 2008 at 11:43 am
Somewhere, a Cleveland Indians fan doesn’t like the fact that he doesn’t rock as hard as he thought he did.
February 8th, 2008 at 11:44 am
Wow, I didn’t think anyone actually commented on the hockey threads. Carry on.
February 8th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Cue Sportsgal rant in 3, 2, 1…..
February 8th, 2008 at 11:49 am
SvPS…if youve seen my full back tattoo of Chief Wahoo, you’d know that i rock pretty fuckin hard.
February 8th, 2008 at 11:51 am
That is a very unattractive back. I can’t even imagine the warthogs that may be running their disappointed fingernails across it in the times to come.
February 8th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
My only rant will be on Chris Osgood letting in 4 fucking goals in the third period last night… it would be one thing if it was against a good team, but the Kings? Jesus.
February 8th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
More importantly, BOTH Calgary and Minnesota lost in regulation, which was quite nice for my Avs.
Not shown is the Cubs tattoo tramp stamp that he has
February 8th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
No way, that guy has “White Sox Fan” written all over him… literally.
February 8th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
it’s 12:12, and the only non-roundupy thing on here is gilberto. get cracking on the entertainment already.
February 8th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Patrick Imig is strugg – a – ling
February 8th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
@ Sportsgal
Good point.
February 8th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
This pisses me off. How do you go out and take the Redwings to OT, and then get shutout by the Stars. That is why this division is so close. Everyone wins and loses on the same night.
Oh and that dude is totally a White Sox fan. He probably thinks Hawk is the greatest announcer. If I hear one more, “be gone” I will seriously think about putting out a ransom for that guys vocal chords.
February 8th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
PUT IT ON THE BOARD…
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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
worst home run call ever.
February 8th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
oh don’t even get me started on that douche. The GF won’t even let me drink when he is announcing the games. Apparently I get a little loud.
February 8th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
I HATE HAWK. He is the worst… and seriously, what is up with the accent he gets when he says “he gone”?
At least the Wild didn’t lose the game after having a two goal lead! The Wings are the best team in the league right now and they gave up FOUR GOALS in the third period to the goddamn Kings? WTF. I’d rather lose to Dallas than the worthless Kings.
February 8th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
So…
Crosby already signed an extension – he took less than he was entitled under the CBA to make sure there would be enough money to resign everyone.
Malkin will probably be in line for a nice long extension was his rookie contract has expired. He’ll make something close to 5-6 mil per season.
Staal will be an interesting test case. The Penguins might be wise to do a Mike Richards type deal with Staal, especially given his age.
As to Fleury – he is young and oculd be a franchise goalie. However, to date he has been wildly inconsistent and hasn’t earned a multi-year expensive contract, in My eyes. The Penguins play during Fleury’s absence hurts his contract value, in my opinion. I don’t see a big market out there for a goalie like Fleury – there are plenty of young goalies with potential who haven’t proven anything yet, why waste a lot to get one like Fleury? If anything, the Penguins should pay attention to Pascal Leclaire and his progress the past few seasons – make Fleury earn his next contract. If not, well, they took a chance on Conklin (after Sabourinw as uneven), so why not find a goalie like a Chris Mason or Manny Legace.
As for the Tampa comparisons, the Lightning are hamstrung because their goalies are terrible. Rammo and Homlqvist are average, though Rammo has as much potential as Fleury. The complete collapse of Marc Denis is what sank the Lightning this season (not that it wasn’t foretold). The Lightning also lack scoring beyond the top three – while St. Louis and Lecavalier are on a line together, Brad Richards has yet to find consistent linemates to provide scoring depth. The Penguins might face the same problems, but Crosby and Malkin don’t generally skate together and Staal is used mostly as a checker at this point.
Both teams could use improvement on the blueline – the Pens lack a heavy defensive presence (Orpik hits, but his positional play is lacking, while Scuderi and Sydor are steady if unspectacular) like a Phaneuf or Pronger. Tampa doesn’t really have anyone of note aside from Boyle on the blueline.
February 8th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
RE: Tampa
Richards, St. Louis and Boyle all have no trade clauses and have publicly stated they won’t waive them in any situation. The same is true for Lecavalier.
The only real flub I see from Feaster is thinking Marc Denis could be a quality starting goaltender in the NHL. Tampa wanted to keep its big three and did, and they overpaid to keep a valued commodity in Boyle (who is ap ending free agent).
What other moves are there from Feaster that would leave you to believe he is there to be snookered?
February 8th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
yeah no offense chief but if you dont know sid is locked up for a while you shouldnt be postulating on the pens contract situations. they are already under the cap, whitney is locked in for a while, they lose rex’s contract, in three years or so they will lose gonchars contract. and NOONE thinks conklin is going to take fleury out of the picture long term, the only real threat to fleury long term is john curry and maybe david brown. they are the deepest team in the league in young goalies right now, theyll be set for a while.