Don’t you dare play Patrick Willis in Madden 2008
NFL, Video Games February 8th. 2008, 2:05pmSan Francisco 49ers linebacker Patrick Willis likes to inflict serious pain:
“I’m still a big fan of the ambulance. I just wish they made it more real now. I want to hit people so hard that they get hurt bad. Every time I play, they sprain their toe. I want them to hurt their neck or break their arm or something more painful. I wish they had something outrageous if you get a good hit stick on someone. You get some good hits now, they might fumble, but I want to hurt them.” Â
Willis McGahee defeated Marshawn Lynch in the Madden Bowl final, by the way. Patrick Willis graciously accepted his semi-final round defeat, killing only 3 people.
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February 8th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
i will beat anyone in goldeneye on nintendo 64, bring it
February 8th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
nobody can touch me in mortal kombat trilogy for n64. robot smoke is unbeatable.
February 8th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Give me the spray gun on Contra and I’ll fucking destroy anyone.
February 8th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
i’m unstoppable on any Mariokart
February 8th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Doesn’t anybody read anymore? Oh, sorry…forgot…Willis McGahee got his “education” from Da U.
February 8th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Irish, you have no idea how badly I would destroy you in Goldeneye. No one could touch me. Benji, the original MarioKart, I was also a god.
February 8th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
play action 15 yard in route is almost unstoppable on madden…unless the guy you are playing is playing as the safety he will get beat on that play. thats my bread and butter play and 60 percent of the time it works every time.
February 8th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
This years Madden is terrible, at least for the PS3, its unplayable. Considering I haven’t played it in months I should sell it. I wish the NFLPA hadn’t given exclusive rights to EA. They have been slowly destroying the Madden franchise because they have absolutely no competition.
February 8th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
coop…i agree, madden on PS3 is the worst madden ever.
oh, and i would absolutely smoke you in mariokart.
February 8th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
chose your system spencer! you’re on
February 8th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
I am amused by some of your false senses of goldeneye skill. I am so good at goldeneye that it actually scares me, and I haven’t even played it in 5 years. I will kill you with a slap on any level, any time. Just pray I don’t get a sniper rifle.
Also, I play one shot one kill. The only way.
February 8th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
with a slap ROFL
February 8th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
speaking of old school games, my best friends mom was the only person that could beat mike tyson in punch-out when we were growing up. much respect for her.
February 8th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
I’ll beat anybody in Funhouse pinball…now that’s old skool.
February 8th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
I am the best player in Super Nintendos PGA Tour Golf history.
My record on that game > Tiger Woods pro record
February 8th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
this discussion reminds me why i quit playing video games.
February 8th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Tecmo Super Bowl, NES, all comers, I will kill you.
February 8th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
When I was in college (89-93) I played a ridiculous amount of Tecmo (I don’t have time for games now). The great thing about Tecmo was that it wasn’t so sophisticated that one couldn’t play it after a night of Larry Sorenson-like boozing.
February 10th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
For my money, nothing will ever top Tecmo Super Bowl for the NES.
Props to Patrick Willis for referencing the infamous ambulance on the field running over players from Madden ‘92.